1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:22,001 --> 00:02:24,750 'Ekta Nagar, Bareilly.' 4 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:29,750 Of all the houses in this neighborhood, the most unique...' 5 00:02:30,001 --> 00:02:33,458 '...or, you can say the most amusing is Mishra Sadan.' 6 00:02:34,042 --> 00:02:36,875 'Because her the morning is not normal. 7 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:38,875 The evening is not normal 8 00:02:39,042 --> 00:02:40,143 'Nor are the people normal.' 9 00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:41,750 Shushila... 10 00:02:42,501 --> 00:02:44,625 Where is my cigarette? 11 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:54,267 Last night there was one left in the packet. Now it's disappeared! 12 00:02:56,292 --> 00:02:58,708 Oh, God... I can't take a dump without it. 13 00:02:59,126 --> 00:03:01,286 And, I've to make an urgent delivery to Bijoriya today. 14 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:03,250 If I don't freshen up now and suddenly the pressure increases on the way... 15 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,125 I'll be in big trouble. 16 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:08,875 Go ask Bitti for a cigarette. Tell her it's urgent. 17 00:03:09,251 --> 00:03:10,750 How would Bitti have a cigarette? 18 00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:12,500 She smokes!!! 19 00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:15,125 Go-go... 20 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,797 This was the only thing missing in her life now. 21 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,977 God save us from such a daughter. - Just wait and watch... 22 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,375 Soon, you'll find bottles of country liquor. 23 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:26,625 Bitti! Still sleeping!! 24 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:28,625 Wake up. 25 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:30,000 What are you doing, sweetheart? 26 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,375 Get up! queen of sweetheart 27 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:35,458 what mummy!! it was such a nice dream. 28 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:37,333 That's all you do. 29 00:03:38,626 --> 00:03:40,833 Bitti! 30 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:42,167 What? 31 00:03:42,251 --> 00:03:44,625 Do you have a cigarette? - Huh! 32 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:47,625 Since when did you start smoking? 33 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:50,083 Your father wants one. - I don't smoke. 34 00:03:50,251 --> 00:03:52,018 Don't lie. If you have one. Give me it me now! 35 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:54,083 I said I don't smoke. Wanna bet. 36 00:03:54,542 --> 00:03:56,875 Your father has to go to Bijoriya. 37 00:03:57,292 --> 00:03:59,708 He can't take a dump. - What can I do? 38 00:03:59,876 --> 00:04:02,125 He will be big trouble if he has to go on the way. 39 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,250 I'll go and ask someone. 40 00:04:06,876 --> 00:04:09,500 I knew it... you only stole my cigarette. 41 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:12,952 Scream a little louder. The pressure will increase, it will happens on it's own. 42 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:20,375 Uncle, papa needs one urgently. - I've only one, dear. 43 00:04:20,751 --> 00:04:21,751 It's ok. 44 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:33,792 Where's papa? 45 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:40,001 Any luck? 46 00:04:40,251 --> 00:04:41,500 Here you go. 47 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:43,958 Thank you, Bitti. 48 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:50,416 Wash your hands. - But, I didn't take a dump. 49 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:51,750 Doesn't matter. 50 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,125 I drank that water. - I'm only washing my hands. 51 00:04:57,417 --> 00:04:59,500 'This is Bitti Mishra.' 52 00:04:59,792 --> 00:05:02,500 'Daughter of Mrs. Sushila Mishra.' 53 00:05:02,751 --> 00:05:05,833 'And son of Mr. Narhottam Mishra.' 54 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:09,833 'After all, he has raised her like a son only.' 55 00:05:10,876 --> 00:05:16,041 'Sushila Mishra... teaches children at Narmada Primary School...' 56 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:19,000 '...what Bitti Mishra never learned in her life.' 57 00:05:19,001 --> 00:05:23,500 Always listen to your elders... 58 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,750 'And Narhottam Mishra's words... 59 00:05:25,917 --> 00:05:28,625 are sweeter than his sweets.' - isn't shanu my daughter too? 60 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,875 What if you run out of sweets at her wedding... 61 00:05:30,876 --> 00:05:33,708 won't I feel humiliated as well? 62 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,375 Son, add 5 more kilos. 63 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:38,833 I'll be right back. 64 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:42,375 Bitti, who is this crow? 65 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,791 He's not a crow. He's a peacock. 66 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:45,041 Must have not taken a bath today. 67 00:05:45,042 --> 00:05:47,250 But, who is he? - He's from our neighborhood. 68 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:49,000 My bike was out of fuel. 69 00:05:49,001 --> 00:05:50,375 I asked for a lift and he obliged. 70 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,333 I said 'Drop me', he said okay. 71 00:05:52,501 --> 00:05:54,125 Enough of that, give me 100 rupees. 72 00:05:54,292 --> 00:05:56,750 I don't have. You get a fat salary. 73 00:05:57,417 --> 00:06:00,250 I bought you this sweater from my salary right? 74 00:06:01,417 --> 00:06:02,500 Take it off. 75 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,125 Listen, Bitti. 76 00:06:10,126 --> 00:06:13,375 Sit on a motorcycle, with both your legs on one side. 77 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:18,500 'Bitti Mishra... never listens to advice.' 78 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:21,083 'Doesn't have too many good habits.' 79 00:06:21,626 --> 00:06:24,750 'She once ate non-veg unintentionally.' 80 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,833 'Now she eats at every opportunity.' 81 00:06:31,376 --> 00:06:33,250 In India it has not even released. 82 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,958 English films are locally premiered... 83 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:40,208 '...at her best friend Rama's boutique.' 84 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:42,916 'She understands only 60 percent...' 85 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:44,666 but explains 100 percent.' 86 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,041 'I want to break up with you.' 87 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:47,333 I want to break you. 88 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:49,875 'Are you kidding me?' - Have you become mad? 89 00:06:50,292 --> 00:06:52,416 The electricity keeps going in the lanes...' 90 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:55,666 '...and Bitti's tape keeps playing without a break.' 91 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:58,000 There's a power cut in the entire city but it will be restored soon enough. 92 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,291 We regret the inconvenience caused. 93 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:01,541 But there's electricity at our neighbor's home. 94 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:04,250 Uncle, they have an inverter, you should also buy one. 95 00:07:05,126 --> 00:07:08,166 'And just not these good for nothing boys... 96 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:11,500 '...but, the entire neighborhood is a fan of her break dance.' 97 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:14,875 Any wedding when the DJ starts, 98 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:17,208 '...Bitti's feet start tapping on its own.' 99 00:07:28,001 --> 00:07:30,875 "Munni your anklet... tinkles with the beat." 100 00:07:31,042 --> 00:07:34,958 "Munni your bracelet... sparkles like diamond." 101 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,750 "Munni... Munni..." 102 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,916 "Munni your anklet... tinkles with the beat." 103 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:47,083 "Munni your bracelet... sparkles like diamond." 104 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:50,500 "Boy's can never take their eyes off your balcony..." 105 00:07:50,501 --> 00:07:53,500 "and try to sway like you do." 106 00:07:53,501 --> 00:07:56,625 "Your waist twists..." 107 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:59,916 "Your waist twists like this..." 108 00:07:59,917 --> 00:08:03,000 "Your waist twists..." 109 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:06,500 "Your waist twists like this..." 110 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:22,125 "Mischievous eyes, vivacious body." 111 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:25,291 "When she sways, even stars come out to play." 112 00:08:25,292 --> 00:08:28,541 "Bachelors can't stop falling in love with her attitude." 113 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:32,166 "People can't stop raving about her grace." 114 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:35,375 "Boy's can never take their eyes off your balcony..." 115 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:38,125 "and try to sway like you do." 116 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:41,375 "Your waist twists..." 117 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:44,625 "Your waist twists like this..." 118 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:47,916 "Your waist twists..." 119 00:08:47,917 --> 00:08:51,333 "Your waist twists like this..." 120 00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:58,583 "Twist!" 121 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:02,750 "Your waist twists like this..." 122 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:09,375 Aarush, have a sweet. 123 00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:12,000 No aunty, I don't eat sweets. 124 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:15,916 Why don't both of you speak in private, son? 125 00:09:15,917 --> 00:09:16,917 Okay Aunty. 126 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:19,375 Go... Speak to him. 127 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:21,667 Go. 128 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:29,958 Our daughter Bitti works at the Electricity board's Complaint Department. 129 00:09:30,626 --> 00:09:34,000 The Complaint Department gets hundreds of complaints every day. 130 00:09:34,501 --> 00:09:37,750 But, not a single complaint against our daughter Bitti. 131 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:40,833 It occasionally happens in parties... 132 00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:43,000 otherwise, I don't drink. 133 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:48,250 I just wanted to ask you one question. 134 00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:49,917 Ask. 135 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:53,375 Are you a... 136 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,500 Are you... a virgin? 137 00:09:59,376 --> 00:10:01,000 Virgin...? 138 00:10:04,251 --> 00:10:05,251 Are you? 139 00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:07,125 It doesn't matter... 140 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,125 But, it does matter whether you are or not! 141 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,708 No, I'm not! Now? 142 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,875 So many boys have met her, but they all rejected her. 143 00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:21,762 There must be something wrong with our girl. 144 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,602 If I try talking to her, she gets angry. 145 00:10:23,751 --> 00:10:26,375 And you don't know how to. - What do I do? 146 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,625 This is entirely your fault. 147 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:30,708 She behaves like a guy. 148 00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:33,250 We should've had a boy instead. 149 00:10:33,626 --> 00:10:34,791 Now where are you going? 150 00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:36,125 'But there's one thing...' 151 00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:40,166 '...that always bother's Bitti's mother.' 152 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,458 'Bitti can't find a suitor.' 153 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,833 'Her engagement was canceled twice.' 154 00:10:52,876 --> 00:10:55,083 What's wrong? - Nothing. 155 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:10,833 Dear... don't take your mother too seriously. 156 00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:14,625 She loves you lot. 157 00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,250 You know she has thyroid. 158 00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:20,125 Constant mood swings, and can't stop bickering. 159 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,375 Papa, can I ask you something? 160 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:30,958 Everything would've been much easier if I was a boy. 161 00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:34,375 No questions asked. 162 00:11:37,876 --> 00:11:41,250 "He smokes cigarettes. But, he's a boy." 163 00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:45,833 "Wanders out all night." 164 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,958 "But boys normally do, don't they?" 165 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,875 "He's a loudmouth, but has a heart of gold." 166 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,632 "So what if his engagement got canceled twice." 167 00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:03,125 "He didn't like the girl." 168 00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:07,625 "He just can't marry anyone." 169 00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:14,125 Being a girl is a complete disaster. 170 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:26,500 Dear, that's how the society is. 171 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:29,500 I don't believe in their norms, but... 172 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:32,375 we still have to live in this society. 173 00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:54,458 Stop... stop... 174 00:12:58,751 --> 00:13:00,958 Stop, Need a drop to the station? - Come. 175 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,583 Ticket. - Where to? 176 00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:12,625 Anywhere. 177 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,833 Anywhere? - Yes. 178 00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:26,958 Are you traveling alone, madam? - Yes. 179 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:28,375 Where? 180 00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:30,833 To my mother's home. 181 00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:32,001 Home? 182 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:36,041 No Bindi. No mangalsutra. You don't look like a bride at all. 183 00:13:36,042 --> 00:13:37,583 I am Christian. 184 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:42,208 Oh, Christian! Happy journey. 185 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:51,916 "The train travelling to Jaam Nagar..." 186 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:57,458 "No.. 14674." 187 00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,250 "Shaheed Express..." 188 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,583 "from it's actual time." 189 00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:05,375 "is delayed by two hours." 190 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:09,333 "We regret the inconvenience caused to passengers." 191 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:11,125 Brother 192 00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:14,250 Oh! Brother 193 00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:16,833 Brotherrr!!! 194 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,000 Yes. - How much is that book for? 195 00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:24,583 Which one? - The One that woke you up. 196 00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:30,625 150 rupees. - 150? 197 00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:36,083 Don't you have anything cheaper? - Cheaper... 198 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,083 How about this one? 199 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,833 It's worth 80, but I'll charge you only 60. 200 00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,833 'Bareilly Ki Barfi.' 201 00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:46,583 Fine... I'll give it to you for 50. 202 00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:51,083 Nothing less than 40, I am sorry... No... 203 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,958 Fine... 30. 204 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,625 30 rupees. 205 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:45,708 Mummy... 206 00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:49,041 I am going away, Mummy. 207 00:15:49,876 --> 00:15:53,750 This is the only best way to save papa and you from all the trouble. 208 00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:58,250 I am also taking along with me 2000 rupees... 209 00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:02,291 which you had hidden in your blouse. 210 00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:07,416 Please don't try finding the money or me! 211 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,458 Your headache. 212 00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:13,500 Bitti... 213 00:16:15,876 --> 00:16:17,602 Where do you think you were running away, witch? 214 00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:18,626 Running away from home. 215 00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:19,833 Then why didn't you? 216 00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:22,208 Because I can't see your happiness 217 00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:23,375 You know how much I will beat you... if.. 218 00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:24,958 If you're done with 'north south pole' emotional hug... 219 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:26,916 then, make some tea for me without sugar. 220 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,208 Rama. Ra... 221 00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,750 Have you lost your mind? Running away from home... 222 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,791 See, this will blow your mind away. 223 00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:38,583 'Bareilly Ki Barfi.' - Read more.. 224 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,916 A few years ago, a popular international... - Not the entire book. 225 00:16:44,126 --> 00:16:45,583 Just read what I've highlighted. 226 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:48,916 Read this part. 227 00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:52,375 "She stays in Bareilly." 228 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:54,208 "Enjoys break-dances." 229 00:16:54,626 --> 00:16:56,458 "Secretly smokes cigarettes." 230 00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:00,083 "Always lays a 100 rupees bet in any chat." 231 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,708 Oh my God... that's you! 232 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,666 Bareilly Ki Barfi'...Bitti. 233 00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,375 You won't believe... 234 00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,791 He's written things, only you and I know about. 235 00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:11,125 Are you serious? - Yes... 236 00:17:11,126 --> 00:17:12,750 Then, he must have written about me also. 237 00:17:13,084 --> 00:17:15,083 Forget about you, and look at me. 238 00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:17,791 This means... I am not the only one who's this way. 239 00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:20,458 And there's someone in this world who thinks... 240 00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,333 I am what I am, it's perfect and he likes just the way I am 241 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,583 isn't it? - Yes. 242 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:28,791 But... who's the author? 243 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,667 Turn. 244 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,666 Uff! Turn it around. 245 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:36,583 He's the author. 246 00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:40,166 Pritam Vidrohi. 247 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,291 Do you know him? 248 00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:49,208 'Now you must be thinking this is Pritam Vidrohi.' 249 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,042 'No... he is not' 250 00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:53,791 'He's the only 'Chirag' (Light) of his family. 251 00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:55,291 Chirag Dubey.' 252 00:17:56,251 --> 00:18:00,500 'His father wanted him to become a doctor or engineer...' 253 00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:01,791 '...and mint money.' 254 00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:03,541 'Well, he's still minting...' 255 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:06,083 'But pamphlets, visiting cards, wedding cards,.. 256 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:10,458 Etcetera in his father's printing press' 257 00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:14,041 It's not 'Wets'... it's 'Weds'. 258 00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:18,916 'Works hard all day...' 259 00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:20,708 '...and drinking a peg in the evening... 260 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,333 with Babli.' 261 00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:26,750 'You don't see Babli.' 262 00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:31,666 'Ah! There she is.' 263 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:34,750 'They say time heals every wound.' 264 00:18:35,251 --> 00:18:37,083 'But his wound is still ripe.' 265 00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:40,833 'Five years ago... Babli used to be in his arms...' 266 00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,708 '...and not just in his purse.' 267 00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:46,291 'It was hard for him to pass time without Babli...' 268 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,291 '...but, he was just a time pass for Babli.' 269 00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:50,375 Papa. 270 00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:54,291 'At Babli's wedding, he cried more than she did.' 271 00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,333 'After losing the first innings... 272 00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:01,208 never mustered the courage to play second.' 273 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,541 'Because he never like anyone after that.' 274 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:07,625 'Because even today... he's trying to find Babli in every girl.' 275 00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:16,583 'The night Babli left him for good...' 276 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:19,791 '...that same night, he took this unwavering oath...' 277 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,833 '...of making his love-story immortal.' 278 00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:28,625 'And his best friend Munna read the first draft.' 279 00:19:30,584 --> 00:19:31,833 Did you write this? 280 00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:34,375 My tears made me. 281 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,527 Get your picture clicked, brother. 282 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,333 You'll need to publish it with the book. 283 00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:41,291 'But Chirag was a true lover.' 284 00:19:41,584 --> 00:19:43,685 'If he had published the book with his own picture...' 285 00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:45,189 '...then, Babli would be humiliated.' 286 00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:47,625 'If he had published it with Munna's picture...' 287 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,458 '...then the book would've been humiliated.' 288 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,791 'Now there only one... 289 00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:54,083 '... so-called friend in the radar..' 290 00:19:58,001 --> 00:20:00,708 But, you wrote this Chirag brother. - Yes, so? 291 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,958 So how can you publish it in my name? - Why not? 292 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:10,250 You can, but you shouldn't... I mean... it's unfair. 293 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,291 Unfair is if I publish this with your name... 294 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,972 and there's nothing you can do about it. 295 00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:21,333 Look Vidrohi, you're my friend. 296 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,375 So, sticking to the protocol of friendship... 297 00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:25,736 I am asking you for permission. 298 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,000 One more thing, boy. 299 00:20:29,376 --> 00:20:31,041 Never cross paths of a rejected lover. 300 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:34,416 Or else, you'll never find true love, get it? 301 00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:43,750 Bro, What if mother see this photo... - Now pose... 302 00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:44,751 Go on... 303 00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,333 Ready - Wide smile. 304 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,541 Smile. 305 00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:59,583 'After this, in his own printing press he secretly published... 306 00:20:59,751 --> 00:21:01,208 'Bareilly Ki Barfi.' 307 00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:07,125 Pritam Vidrohi ...Down-Down! 308 00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:09,625 Then Pritam Vidrohi got the beating of his life. - Mother... 309 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:12,583 from the women. - Mother... 310 00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:14,416 But only in a break. 311 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,875 Pritam Vidrohi ...Down-Down! - Mother... 312 00:21:21,084 --> 00:21:24,458 And before his scary dream could come true... 313 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,625 Pritam Vidrohi packed a photo of his mom... 314 00:21:27,626 --> 00:21:29,666 and fled from the city fearing humiliation.' 315 00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:32,500 'But... there was no need for that.' 316 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,375 'Not a single copy of Bareilly Ki Barfi was sold.' 317 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:38,458 'The only place they were in demand was the old paper-mart.' 318 00:21:44,459 --> 00:21:48,500 'No one read it... but definitely ate in it.' 319 00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,750 'For the love of his friendship...' 320 00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:57,708 '...Munna kept 10 copies in his stall... 321 00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,916 with due prominence.' 322 00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:03,208 'The first was copy sold in five years...' 323 00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,833 '...which Bitti bought few days ago.' 324 00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:07,750 Who is this Pritam Vidrohi? 325 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:09,916 Even Google can't find him. 326 00:22:10,376 --> 00:22:11,500 Is that him? 327 00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:15,333 That's Pritam-the music director. 328 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,625 Why are you so crazy after him? 329 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:20,625 Why shouldn't I be? He has changed my life. 330 00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,456 The only detail about him is that he's from Bareilly. 331 00:22:27,126 --> 00:22:29,291 But, I've never heard about him. 332 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,291 Look at his face... 333 00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:33,416 feels like he's smiling under duress. 334 00:22:42,376 --> 00:22:43,916 That's the shop. 335 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:45,375 Brother - Yes. 336 00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:47,416 I bought this book from here. 337 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,833 Books once sold will not be taken back. 338 00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:51,083 No... not... never... 339 00:22:51,084 --> 00:22:52,916 I wouldn't sell it for a million. 340 00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:55,476 Huh! Did you like it so much? - Listen... 341 00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:58,416 This guy, Pritam Vidrohi... the author. 342 00:22:58,584 --> 00:22:59,625 Where can I find him? 343 00:22:59,834 --> 00:23:01,708 Why? - Why do you care? 344 00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:04,583 Meaning? - Just answer my question. 345 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,584 Where can I find him? 346 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,708 It says here that he lives in Bareilly. 347 00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:11,208 He used to... But no one knows where he is now! 348 00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:16,916 You wouldn't know. 349 00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:22,001 Lets go. 350 00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:25,333 And what if I find him? 351 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:28,957 Then you will need to find me! Take down my address. 352 00:23:30,251 --> 00:23:31,651 She wanted to know who's the writer. 353 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:32,916 I see... 354 00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:35,750 Brother, you've spent many years in exile. 355 00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:38,000 It's time to gear up for second innings. 356 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:39,626 Leave it... 357 00:23:40,417 --> 00:23:42,458 I would not leave if someone had shown so much interest in me. 358 00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:43,541 I know. 359 00:23:43,876 --> 00:23:47,875 I know too! Her address! 360 00:23:57,501 --> 00:23:59,583 This is your matter, brother. You go. 361 00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:01,208 Why am I going? 362 00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:04,125 There's no reason for me to go. I won't go. 363 00:24:04,126 --> 00:24:05,291 No... not... never... 364 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,833 Yes... - I'm from Government Census counting. 365 00:24:22,584 --> 00:24:23,584 Count yourself. 366 00:24:23,751 --> 00:24:24,991 Number of people in the family. 367 00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:26,334 See for yourself. 368 00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:34,500 You two... and... - One daughter. 369 00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:37,875 Only one? - One's enough brother. 370 00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:41,500 Is she married? - Unfortunately not. 371 00:24:41,501 --> 00:24:42,541 Why? 372 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:44,792 What do you mean? 373 00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:46,916 I mean she will get married. No doubt about it. 374 00:24:47,251 --> 00:24:48,416 And whenever she does... 375 00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:50,833 get the wedding cards printed from my brother's press. 376 00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:53,375 He's got a shop close by, around the corner. 377 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,791 Good Luck Printing Press. 378 00:24:55,792 --> 00:24:57,458 He also prints books. 379 00:24:57,792 --> 00:24:59,512 That's where Bareilly Ki Barfi' was printed. 380 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,166 Are you married, son? 381 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,125 I am, aunty. And soon I'll become a father. 382 00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:06,458 Then, get lost. 383 00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:08,179 Have you seen the population of the country? 384 00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:10,177 There is a lot of work. Get going... Come on. 385 00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:17,500 Well... I've set the stage, and everything's in place... 386 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:19,375 and dropped the bait as well. 387 00:25:21,459 --> 00:25:23,541 The rest lies in your hands. 388 00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:25,625 Let's see if you can reel her in. 389 00:25:27,334 --> 00:25:28,583 But be careful. 390 00:25:28,751 --> 00:25:30,708 Because It's a mad family. 391 00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:38,125 It's not 'Beds' its 'Weds'. 392 00:25:38,126 --> 00:25:42,291 Dumb... 393 00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:44,541 Yes... 394 00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:46,708 Welcome to Good Luck Printing Press. 395 00:25:46,709 --> 00:25:49,541 It is supremely famous for wedding cards, birthday cards, visiting cards... 396 00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:52,166 funerals... venerations, rites-rituals, etc etc. 397 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,041 And books also? 398 00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:55,750 Where did you find this? 399 00:25:57,209 --> 00:25:58,333 Where can I find him? 400 00:25:58,876 --> 00:26:00,250 There's no way to find him. 401 00:26:00,251 --> 00:26:03,458 You're few years too late, madam. - He is no more? 402 00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:06,041 Well, he is no more in this city. - I see... 403 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:09,333 Well then, phone number, email, address... anything is alright. 404 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,416 You won't get anything. - Why not? 405 00:26:11,709 --> 00:26:13,625 You see, ma'am, our company follows a strict privacy policy. 406 00:26:13,626 --> 00:26:15,000 Fans pester them a lot. 407 00:26:15,001 --> 00:26:16,416 Sometimes they cut their nerve or jump off the roof. 408 00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:17,897 One of them even swallowed rat poison. 409 00:26:17,959 --> 00:26:20,639 These fans die, And then decent people like us get stuck in between. 410 00:26:20,876 --> 00:26:22,636 By the way, what is this so important matter? 411 00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:24,750 It's personal. 412 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,251 Anyway, thank you. 413 00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:27,709 Listen... 414 00:26:27,834 --> 00:26:31,375 Since... your reason is so important, I can make an effort... 415 00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:33,791 but, only if you tell me what was is so urgent. 416 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:35,666 I... - Brother card. 417 00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:47,750 Your ice cream has melted completely. 418 00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:49,584 Yes. 419 00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:55,750 You mean to say you are 'Bareilly Ki Barfi'. 420 00:26:56,292 --> 00:26:57,458 Ditto. 421 00:26:57,792 --> 00:26:59,125 How is that possible? 422 00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:00,833 Exactly that's what I want to find out. 423 00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:05,875 Can you... 424 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,458 I can. 425 00:27:11,584 --> 00:27:13,458 English film. - I do... 426 00:27:13,626 --> 00:27:14,750 Do you understand? 427 00:27:15,792 --> 00:27:17,672 Of course, if you watch you will understand too. 428 00:27:20,584 --> 00:27:22,791 This is why I want to meet Mr. Vidrohi. 429 00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:25,791 How does he know me so well? 430 00:27:25,792 --> 00:27:29,208 How would I know? - Yes, how will you know? 431 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:31,333 Exactly. 432 00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:34,791 I can't give you his phone number and address. 433 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:37,541 And he's not on Facebook, email, etcetera. 434 00:27:38,209 --> 00:27:39,791 You know what... 435 00:27:41,376 --> 00:27:42,625 write a letter to him. 436 00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,333 I'll deliver it to him. 437 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,333 And what if he replies. 438 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,458 I'll deliver it to you. 439 00:27:52,334 --> 00:27:55,083 That's right. 440 00:27:56,792 --> 00:27:57,625 Add it on my tab. 441 00:27:57,626 --> 00:27:58,626 Okay brother. 442 00:28:06,709 --> 00:28:08,750 Bitti is Bareilly Ki Barfi. 443 00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:11,750 That's what she claims. 444 00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:15,583 Oh God! Hats off to You... What did you do? 445 00:28:15,792 --> 00:28:18,708 One mango with two seeds. One Bitti and the other Babli. 446 00:28:19,834 --> 00:28:22,916 Does she know you're the author? 447 00:28:25,001 --> 00:28:26,125 Are you going to tell her? 448 00:28:27,084 --> 00:28:30,541 First let me find out whether she's telling the truth. 449 00:28:33,584 --> 00:28:35,125 What if it's true? 450 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:37,875 I'll give it a try. 451 00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,416 And, what if she's lying? 452 00:28:41,251 --> 00:28:44,333 Well then, I am already in exile. - True. 453 00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:46,000 See... 454 00:28:46,001 --> 00:28:48,041 if he was on Facebook we could've have messaged him. 455 00:28:50,459 --> 00:28:51,459 How about this one? 456 00:28:54,251 --> 00:28:55,291 This one. 457 00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,666 No... I look too healthy in this one. 458 00:29:00,251 --> 00:29:01,651 Why are you sending your photo along 459 00:29:01,709 --> 00:29:02,750 Just send the letter. 460 00:29:02,959 --> 00:29:06,291 Well... Romeo should know how his Juliet looks like. 461 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:13,708 How about this? My stomach's also visible in this one. 462 00:29:14,251 --> 00:29:15,416 Nice!! 463 00:29:18,209 --> 00:29:21,375 Brother, even her stomach's visible in this one. 464 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:24,083 She's advanced like sister-in-law Babli. 465 00:29:28,584 --> 00:29:29,984 What has she written in the letter? 466 00:29:33,292 --> 00:29:34,583 "Dear Pritam..." 467 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:38,500 "Everyone only sees the fault side of me." 468 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:42,166 "But, in the same faults you saw my positives." 469 00:29:43,251 --> 00:29:44,625 "I am really happy to know this." 470 00:29:45,459 --> 00:29:46,333 "Even more happier that now somewhere in this world there's... 471 00:29:46,334 --> 00:29:48,734 someone who understands me and likes me for the way I am." 472 00:29:49,459 --> 00:29:50,708 "if you ever come to Bareilly..." 473 00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:52,208 "then do meet me." 474 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,583 "The sweets from our shop are also as sweet." 475 00:29:57,042 --> 00:29:59,958 "Your Babli... Bitti." 476 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:05,208 Bro... she's become emotional! 477 00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:13,583 You've become emotional too! 478 00:30:17,376 --> 00:30:20,833 'Chirag's pen was no longer filled with tears...' 479 00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:22,250 '...but joy instead.' 480 00:30:23,292 --> 00:30:25,125 'Babli was history...' 481 00:30:25,126 --> 00:30:27,000 '...and a new story awaited him.' 482 00:30:30,751 --> 00:30:32,291 Brother Chirag. 483 00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:34,833 Tillu... make one for brother Chirag as well. 484 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,393 Why did you ask me to stop? I am in a hurry! 485 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:39,291 But what's the hurry? - Need to give her the letter. 486 00:30:39,959 --> 00:30:40,500 Ohh... 487 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:42,291 She wrote to you yesterday and you're sending her a reply today. 488 00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:44,750 So? - Even the internet in Bareilly isn't this fast. 489 00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:47,496 You must wait for few days before sending her a reply. 490 00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:49,541 Or else you will get caught! 491 00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:50,875 I see. 492 00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:57,750 Did he reply? 493 00:30:58,459 --> 00:30:59,500 He will. 494 00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:11,833 Did he reply? 495 00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:14,042 He will. 496 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,500 Yes... - Hello, uncle. 497 00:31:27,709 --> 00:31:28,875 Hello. Hello. 498 00:31:29,459 --> 00:31:30,458 How can I help you? 499 00:31:30,459 --> 00:31:31,916 Uncle, I own a press. 500 00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:34,875 Congratulations. I have a confectionary shop. 501 00:31:34,876 --> 00:31:37,958 By the way, how much do you charge for pressing a single shirt. 502 00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:39,916 No, uncle, I own a press... 'press'. 503 00:31:40,084 --> 00:31:41,666 What can I do, son? 504 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:45,208 Papa, he's Mr. Chirag. From Good Luck Printing Press. 505 00:31:45,959 --> 00:31:47,375 Hello. - I see... I see... 506 00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,791 Hello. You did tell me about him. - Sit down. 507 00:31:50,084 --> 00:31:50,875 Yes. 508 00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:53,250 So what brings you here? 509 00:31:53,417 --> 00:31:56,000 Well, our shop will soon be completing 50 years. 510 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,333 So, is he buying our shop? 511 00:31:57,584 --> 00:32:00,000 No... if we print some golden jubilee pamphlets... 512 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,833 we will get some publicity. Hello. - Hello. 513 00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:03,791 And uncle, I'll print 1000 pamphlets for only 500. 514 00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:06,416 In golden ink... no extra charge. 515 00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:08,333 Very good. - What's your name, son? 516 00:32:08,584 --> 00:32:09,584 Chirag Dubey. 517 00:32:09,751 --> 00:32:10,916 Are you married? 518 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:14,166 No, aunty. I am still single. - How about some juice? 519 00:32:14,376 --> 00:32:15,541 Let it be, no need... 520 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,166 I can't let you leave just like that. 521 00:32:17,376 --> 00:32:18,875 Forget her. 522 00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:20,916 Print 1200 for 400 rupees. 523 00:32:21,584 --> 00:32:23,250 We're like family... it will be done. 524 00:32:23,417 --> 00:32:26,041 I'll 'WhatsApp' you when the job's done. 525 00:32:26,042 --> 00:32:26,875 Just keep your 3g on. 526 00:32:26,876 --> 00:32:29,916 Sushila, give him my phone number. I don't remember it. 527 00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:31,541 How can I know your number? 528 00:32:31,709 --> 00:32:34,291 I don't call you myself, how can I remember. 529 00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:35,500 Write down mine. - Yes. 530 00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:38,041 Why? He will give you a missed call - Papa, I'll give him my number. 531 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,375 Take down my number. 532 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,583 Why don't you feed it yourself. 533 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:43,000 Okay - Son, juice. 534 00:32:43,209 --> 00:32:44,209 Thank you. 535 00:32:46,917 --> 00:32:48,458 Oh, benevolent Lord. 536 00:32:49,917 --> 00:32:50,917 Great. 537 00:32:51,542 --> 00:32:53,916 See you, uncle. 538 00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:24,000 "Stay with me... like the hum on my lips..." 539 00:33:24,292 --> 00:33:29,791 "and I'll stay with you like your dreams." 540 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:35,833 "Dwell in my soul... like love..." 541 00:33:36,001 --> 00:33:41,916 "I run in the direction... the trumpets blare." 542 00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:11,500 "Hold my hands... sweetheart, I promise." 543 00:34:12,001 --> 00:34:17,333 "Now you're my desire, my intent." 544 00:34:17,709 --> 00:34:22,833 "Say my name, beloved... I am your world." 545 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:28,833 "The rains follow you wherever you go." 546 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,333 "The rains follow..." 547 00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:37,458 "Stay in my breath... like the sweet fragrance." 548 00:34:37,459 --> 00:34:43,166 "And... I'll pray for your grace." 549 00:34:43,334 --> 00:34:49,291 "Dwell in my soul... like love..." - Sometime talk to us also. 550 00:34:49,292 --> 00:34:55,166 "I run in the direction... the trumpets blare." 551 00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:15,250 "Your love-letter... is still stored in my heart, sweetheart." 552 00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:17,958 "Your love-letter sweetheart." 553 00:35:18,376 --> 00:35:23,875 "I wonder what lies in my fate." 554 00:35:24,292 --> 00:35:26,916 She's exactly like sister-in-law Babli. 555 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:33,958 95% - "...I wonder what lies in my fate." 556 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:37,625 "Stay with me..." - Except for the mole on her back. 557 00:35:40,792 --> 00:35:43,625 "Like the hum on my lips..." 558 00:35:58,334 --> 00:35:59,666 I like you. 559 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:08,375 What did I do? 560 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:15,833 Actually, I've always come across stubborn and chauvinistic type of boys. 561 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,182 God knows what they think of themselves... 562 00:36:18,501 --> 00:36:19,958 and treat other women like dirt. 563 00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:25,292 And me? 564 00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:27,876 You... 565 00:36:30,584 --> 00:36:35,208 You're like a... Libran. 566 00:36:36,209 --> 00:36:37,209 Libran. 567 00:36:37,751 --> 00:36:39,708 What a lucky guess. - You are. 568 00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:41,166 I am a Libran. 569 00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:42,875 See. - A pure Libra. 570 00:36:44,709 --> 00:36:49,041 Librans always maintain a balance. 571 00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,000 Like my father. 572 00:36:53,251 --> 00:36:57,250 Always maintaining a balance between me and my mother. 573 00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:04,416 Then your birthday must be nearing! 574 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,333 It's closing in 23 minutes... 575 00:37:10,876 --> 00:37:12,083 Today is your birthday! 576 00:37:15,417 --> 00:37:16,417 Get up. 577 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,208 Where? - Get up... I said get up. 578 00:37:18,417 --> 00:37:20,057 Let's go, I'll tell you on the way. - Why? 579 00:37:20,209 --> 00:37:21,916 Come on... - That's expensive stuff. 580 00:37:22,251 --> 00:37:23,833 Here... here... 581 00:37:27,251 --> 00:37:29,625 Lovely Sweets... - Lovely sweets. 582 00:37:29,834 --> 00:37:31,625 The 'y' fell off in the last monsoon. 583 00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:33,291 Come on, we don't have much time. 584 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:36,416 How will you open the lock? You don't have the key. 585 00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:38,750 This is only to keep the thieves away. 586 00:37:39,376 --> 00:37:42,166 Are you crazy? - Yeah... don't you know. 587 00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:56,583 What are you doing? 588 00:38:09,876 --> 00:38:11,208 Happy Birthday Mr. Chirag. 589 00:38:25,376 --> 00:38:26,376 How is it? 590 00:38:29,626 --> 00:38:30,626 Spicy. 591 00:38:34,251 --> 00:38:39,875 "Stay with me... like the hum on my lips..." - Now? 592 00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:45,708 "And I'll stay with you like your dreams." 593 00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:51,583 "Dwell in my soul... like love..." - Bye. 594 00:38:51,876 --> 00:38:57,666 "I run in the direction... the trumpets blare." 595 00:39:00,834 --> 00:39:02,208 Son... 596 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:16,416 He looks okay... got a long nose. 597 00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:18,875 No moles on his face either. 598 00:39:19,959 --> 00:39:23,208 But even moles can be cut off with horse's hair. 599 00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,996 He owns a printing press, so must be earning well too. 600 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:28,625 Also, he has a motorcycle. 601 00:39:29,209 --> 00:39:31,625 Let's assume that even if his press shuts down, then... 602 00:39:32,751 --> 00:39:34,375 We still have the confectionery shop. 603 00:39:34,584 --> 00:39:37,083 The least he can do is shoo away the flies. 604 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,916 Isn't it? 605 00:39:47,376 --> 00:39:49,333 I know what Vidrohi writes in his letters. 606 00:39:49,876 --> 00:39:52,083 I see... So tell me, James Bond. 607 00:39:53,126 --> 00:39:57,375 That you say such cute things. You have a nice handwriting. 608 00:39:58,001 --> 00:39:59,125 And whenever he opens his letter... 609 00:39:59,126 --> 00:40:01,041 he can smell your faint fragrance. 610 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,625 That's nothing new. The entire neighborhood can. 611 00:40:04,292 --> 00:40:05,833 Guess what do I write in the letter? 612 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:10,791 You're dying to meet him, right? 613 00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:17,791 What happened? 614 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:20,625 Tell me... 615 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,500 I've written to him thrice... 616 00:40:22,751 --> 00:40:25,791 that I want to meet him. 617 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,250 But he ignores my requests. 618 00:40:29,292 --> 00:40:30,875 Maybe he doesn't want to meet you. 619 00:40:33,626 --> 00:40:34,500 Fine, then... 620 00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:37,583 I'll stop writing to him. - Maybe he does. 621 00:40:38,709 --> 00:40:39,709 I don't know. 622 00:40:40,042 --> 00:40:41,833 I want to meet him only once. 623 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:46,208 I have a right to meet the man who knows so much about me. 624 00:40:46,584 --> 00:40:47,584 Isn't it? 625 00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:53,625 Only you know him... please introduce us once. 626 00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:58,458 What if you don't like him? - Doesn't matter. 627 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:00,875 And, what if you do? 628 00:41:02,584 --> 00:41:06,291 If I do, then even my mom and dad should like him. 629 00:41:07,292 --> 00:41:10,375 If they do, Hi ...otherwise, bye. 630 00:41:11,709 --> 00:41:14,583 Please help me meet him once... I'll do anything you say. 631 00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:19,041 Please... just once. 632 00:41:19,584 --> 00:41:23,416 Just once. 633 00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:29,166 But, how will you make them meet? 634 00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:31,291 Vidrohi ran away years ago. 635 00:41:31,626 --> 00:41:33,333 Who knows whether he's still alive or dead? 636 00:41:34,126 --> 00:41:35,583 Who's introducing her to Vidrohi? 637 00:41:36,209 --> 00:41:37,291 Then? 638 00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,625 Who's the real author of the book? - You? 639 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,083 And who wrote the letter? - You? 640 00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:47,250 So who will go to meet her? 641 00:41:47,959 --> 00:41:48,959 You! 642 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:52,458 Brother, hang it on this. 643 00:41:56,292 --> 00:41:56,875 Take brother. 644 00:41:56,876 --> 00:41:58,041 Let's meet in the evening. 645 00:41:58,042 --> 00:41:59,458 It's your turn today. 646 00:42:03,626 --> 00:42:04,958 See, Bareilly Ki Barfi. 647 00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:07,958 This book is messing her mind. 648 00:42:08,209 --> 00:42:11,958 It says here if she smokes, she's good. 649 00:42:11,959 --> 00:42:15,208 If she watches English films, she's sweet. - So what's wrong? 650 00:42:15,209 --> 00:42:17,416 Do you want to know what's wrong? See... 651 00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:18,916 There's that boy, Chirag. 652 00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:20,916 He's so well-mannered, talented. 653 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,208 And look at him... wretch. 654 00:42:22,501 --> 00:42:23,666 Don't call him wretch. 655 00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:25,333 Why not? 656 00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:29,375 I would poison his juice. 657 00:42:30,251 --> 00:42:31,500 Son, you? 658 00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:33,916 I was passing by and heading towards Ghanta Ghar... 659 00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:35,810 and thought I should stop and pay you a visit. 660 00:42:35,834 --> 00:42:38,083 I'll get some juice for you. - No, no, aunty. 661 00:42:38,084 --> 00:42:40,041 I guess you guys are busy in some kind of family discussion. 662 00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:41,958 I'll leave. Your Bareilly Ki Barfi. 663 00:42:41,959 --> 00:42:43,833 Here. - Groundnuts. 664 00:42:44,334 --> 00:42:46,291 Thank you. - Bless you. 665 00:42:53,001 --> 00:42:54,125 On one side is the girl... 666 00:42:54,126 --> 00:42:56,875 who's head-over-heels in love with the author. 667 00:42:58,084 --> 00:43:01,750 And on the other side is her mother, who's willing to take his life. 668 00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:05,916 So what are you planning to do now? 669 00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:07,333 This is love, Munna... 670 00:43:08,626 --> 00:43:10,000 it demands sacrifice. 671 00:43:14,709 --> 00:43:16,708 Then chalk-out another name in the name of love. 672 00:43:18,209 --> 00:43:20,708 Don't you have any brains? 673 00:43:21,376 --> 00:43:23,583 Why? - Whose name is on the book? 674 00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:26,083 Pritam Vidrohi. - And the photo on the book? 675 00:43:26,292 --> 00:43:27,708 Pritam Vidrohi. 676 00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,416 So who will make the sacrifice? 677 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,208 Pritam Vidrohi. 678 00:43:35,084 --> 00:43:38,458 Brother, your first love made him flee from the city. 679 00:43:39,209 --> 00:43:42,250 What if your second love demands his life? 680 00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:45,416 No-no... one should not treat someone so badly. 681 00:43:53,709 --> 00:43:56,041 Forget it, let's do it. 682 00:43:56,542 --> 00:43:57,708 It's going to be fun. 683 00:44:03,334 --> 00:44:04,791 But where is he these days? 684 00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:15,958 Hello, son. 685 00:44:16,917 --> 00:44:19,458 Sit down, it has been really long. Sit, son. 686 00:44:19,834 --> 00:44:20,834 Have some tea. 687 00:44:21,001 --> 00:44:23,208 Aunty, no need for these formalities. 688 00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:25,291 So, what brings you here? 689 00:44:25,501 --> 00:44:26,625 What can I say, aunty? 690 00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:28,685 I was going through my old album... 691 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:32,000 and noticed Vidrohi's innocent face. 692 00:44:32,667 --> 00:44:35,041 And then... I really started missing him. 693 00:44:36,876 --> 00:44:38,208 Where is he these days? 694 00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:41,291 He's become a big man now. 695 00:44:41,459 --> 00:44:43,208 Works at a really big company, as a... 696 00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:46,208 What is it called? Sales Manager. 697 00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:47,542 Get it? 698 00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:49,458 Those guys who sell stuff. 699 00:44:49,792 --> 00:44:51,458 That's what he does now. 700 00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:57,208 Wait. Look.. 701 00:44:57,459 --> 00:44:59,083 He gave me this ATM card. 702 00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:02,291 I can withdraw any amount I want. 703 00:45:02,292 --> 00:45:03,750 But I don't need it. 704 00:45:04,292 --> 00:45:06,541 See... last month he sent this TV. 705 00:45:06,542 --> 00:45:09,416 It's too thin, but the image's really clear. 706 00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:11,166 And this fan too. 707 00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,125 Even in a slow speed, you feel cold in minutes. 708 00:45:14,126 --> 00:45:16,333 But where is he these days? 709 00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:18,166 In Lucknow. 710 00:45:18,459 --> 00:45:19,958 Patrakarpuram 711 00:45:19,959 --> 00:45:21,833 Thank you. - Have some cashews, son. 712 00:45:22,126 --> 00:45:23,125 Take it. 713 00:45:23,126 --> 00:45:25,791 Let's go, you glutton. - I eat every day, son. 714 00:45:26,417 --> 00:45:28,166 That's enough, son... 715 00:45:31,917 --> 00:45:32,917 Thank you. 716 00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:35,209 Why? 717 00:45:35,459 --> 00:45:36,750 For every thing, you're doing. 718 00:45:40,459 --> 00:45:41,459 Why are you doing it? 719 00:45:47,876 --> 00:45:50,708 Climb aboard, brother. You've got our tickets. 720 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:54,292 Goodbye. 721 00:45:55,084 --> 00:45:56,084 See you later. 722 00:45:57,167 --> 00:45:59,250 See you later. - Brother, the train's leaving. 723 00:45:59,251 --> 00:46:00,791 Take care of yourself. 724 00:46:10,709 --> 00:46:12,875 'Now, according to Vidrohi's mother... 725 00:46:13,959 --> 00:46:15,500 '...he's this successful.' 726 00:46:15,501 --> 00:46:16,708 And that's not all, sir. 727 00:46:16,959 --> 00:46:20,250 This 400 N/m beast comes with six airbags, ABS... 728 00:46:20,251 --> 00:46:22,333 which is your Anti Lock Braking system. 729 00:46:22,334 --> 00:46:24,000 Fraction control... 730 00:46:24,751 --> 00:46:27,375 Well, if you ask me I think this is your car. 731 00:46:27,917 --> 00:46:28,666 Good. 732 00:46:28,917 --> 00:46:31,083 I think we'll take it. - Okay. 733 00:46:31,459 --> 00:46:33,416 Pack the blue one. 734 00:46:33,417 --> 00:46:35,583 'But the reality is...' 735 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:36,958 Pack the blue one. 736 00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:39,177 Show that one.. - Take a look, sister-in-law. 737 00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:41,217 This comes with a blouse-piece attached to it. 738 00:46:41,292 --> 00:46:43,332 There is two types of fading in this sari. - Really. 739 00:46:43,417 --> 00:46:44,417 Front and back. 740 00:46:45,334 --> 00:46:46,334 See. 741 00:46:46,959 --> 00:46:49,143 In fact, it's got extensive intricate work done on the borders. 742 00:46:49,167 --> 00:46:50,750 Sales Manager is selling saris. 743 00:46:50,917 --> 00:46:52,597 Should I order tea or something else? - No. 744 00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:54,000 Do come again. - Sure. 745 00:46:54,001 --> 00:46:56,500 Congratulations for your wedding, brother. - Come on. 746 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:04,375 Brother, do you have anything in Chanderi? - Yes, we... 747 00:47:05,584 --> 00:47:07,041 Unbelievable, dude... 748 00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:10,099 You're selling saris in an age where you should be taking them off. 749 00:47:12,251 --> 00:47:13,458 Brother, you... 750 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:15,583 What are you doing here? 751 00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:19,500 Order some Cola... and we'll talk in detail. 752 00:47:28,209 --> 00:47:29,583 So you won't come along? 753 00:47:31,334 --> 00:47:32,500 No, brother. 754 00:47:33,834 --> 00:47:37,916 Because of you... I lost my degree, fled from my city. 755 00:47:38,959 --> 00:47:40,666 I cannot afford to lose this job now. 756 00:47:42,834 --> 00:47:45,125 Pritam, who's going to look after the customers? 757 00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:46,126 Get back inside. 758 00:47:49,376 --> 00:47:51,166 We have a huge variety in Chanderi. 759 00:47:51,834 --> 00:47:54,000 Look at the borders, it's got a beautiful border. 760 00:47:54,542 --> 00:47:56,062 You can get these in different colors. 761 00:47:56,501 --> 00:47:58,833 I'm telling you, brother, I cannot do this. 762 00:47:59,709 --> 00:48:03,375 Look, brother, I've found true love almost a decade later. 763 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:06,125 But the girl loves the author of 'Bareilly ki Barfi'... 764 00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:08,351 and according to the book, that's you. 765 00:48:09,126 --> 00:48:10,250 That's really nice. 766 00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:12,791 You created this problem, now it's come back to haunt you. 767 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:15,416 Brother, you got to explain him the way he understands best. 768 00:48:15,417 --> 00:48:16,625 Listen... 769 00:48:17,709 --> 00:48:18,875 The girl wants to meet you once. 770 00:48:18,876 --> 00:48:20,333 Meet her. Break her heart. 771 00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:21,333 I will make mine Then get lost. 772 00:48:21,334 --> 00:48:23,000 You find your way. I'll find my way. 773 00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:27,291 Yes... this is the border. It's very nice. 774 00:48:28,834 --> 00:48:30,708 Don't mind brother, but can I say something... 775 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,166 Everything that happened with me in the last five years... 776 00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:34,666 did it make any difference to you? 777 00:48:35,876 --> 00:48:37,810 So, now I don't care whether your heart break or aches. 778 00:48:37,834 --> 00:48:39,041 Look, bro... 779 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:42,583 if I am heartbroken, then so will be your mother. 780 00:48:44,084 --> 00:48:45,208 Why mother? 781 00:48:45,209 --> 00:48:48,416 When your mother finds out that his dear, beloved, son is a liar. 782 00:48:48,417 --> 00:48:52,250 And sells saris to women, by draping them on his body. 783 00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:53,750 She will be heartbroken. 784 00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:55,666 Right, Munna? - Yes, brother. 785 00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:57,625 She won't stop wailing. 786 00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:04,166 This isn't right... it's blackmail. 787 00:49:04,334 --> 00:49:07,666 Correct answer. And, you win a gift voucher from your own shop. 788 00:49:10,334 --> 00:49:11,334 Brother! 789 00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:13,333 "Coz I'm a bad... bad Bada** babua (Boy)." 790 00:49:13,959 --> 00:49:17,416 "The kid has turned stylish and will now be menacing." 791 00:49:17,417 --> 00:49:20,583 "With time his coolness keeps oh so increasing." 792 00:49:20,584 --> 00:49:25,166 "Coolness keeps oh so increasing." 793 00:49:26,001 --> 00:49:29,291 Bitti hates chauvinists men and bullies 794 00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:32,375 She's right... they are worth being hated. 795 00:49:33,626 --> 00:49:35,250 Always bullying people around. 796 00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:38,333 You must become like them. 797 00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:41,833 What? - "The kid has turned stylish..." 798 00:49:41,834 --> 00:49:43,666 Brother, this is one's too tight. - "...and will now be menacing." 799 00:49:43,667 --> 00:49:46,375 "With time his coolness keeps oh so increasing." 800 00:49:46,376 --> 00:49:49,041 "The simple guy's good time sure has come." 801 00:49:49,042 --> 00:49:50,583 "His super smart ways will now..." - Yes Bro.. 802 00:49:50,584 --> 00:49:52,166 "Get the whole world watching." - Hey Bro... 803 00:49:52,167 --> 00:49:53,875 I can't do that. 804 00:49:54,167 --> 00:49:55,458 He cannot do it, brother. Listen to me... 805 00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:57,291 I am right here to teach you. 806 00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:00,167 Yes, but... 807 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:06,500 You know what, just take me the way I am. 808 00:50:07,251 --> 00:50:09,416 No one likes me anyway, except for my mother. 809 00:50:09,584 --> 00:50:10,916 She won't either. 810 00:50:11,501 --> 00:50:12,501 Let's do that. 811 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,416 We can't take a chance now. 812 00:50:14,417 --> 00:50:16,250 "With style more than he himself could handle." 813 00:50:16,251 --> 00:50:17,791 Keep this. - It's for me, brother. 814 00:50:18,459 --> 00:50:19,459 Lets go. 815 00:50:19,709 --> 00:50:22,250 Give it here... Leave. - Bro, gave it to me. 816 00:50:22,501 --> 00:50:23,541 Should it take the call. 817 00:50:26,209 --> 00:50:27,209 Yes, brother Chirag. 818 00:50:27,334 --> 00:50:29,583 Curb your emotions. 819 00:50:30,584 --> 00:50:31,916 Say it with attitude. 820 00:50:34,084 --> 00:50:35,125 Who is this speaking? 821 00:50:35,292 --> 00:50:37,052 I'll throw this sweet corn soup on your head. 822 00:50:37,917 --> 00:50:39,333 'Who is speaking?' 823 00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:42,876 You call me. 824 00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:44,541 My prepaid balance is low. 825 00:50:52,376 --> 00:50:53,376 Brother... 826 00:50:56,084 --> 00:50:57,375 Take your time. 827 00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:01,209 Hello... 828 00:51:03,876 --> 00:51:04,625 Go on... 829 00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:07,958 "His attitude has no boundaries, no barriers." 830 00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:12,000 "Everyone better get in his good books before he gets even bigger." 831 00:51:12,459 --> 00:51:13,459 Hello... 832 00:51:15,001 --> 00:51:16,250 Y... Go on... 833 00:51:16,584 --> 00:51:22,625 "Coz I'm a bad... bad Bada** babua (Boy)." 834 00:51:22,626 --> 00:51:25,750 "I'm not the swag... bad Bada** babua (Boy)." 835 00:51:25,751 --> 00:51:33,751 "Coz I'm a bad... bad Bada** babua (Boy)." 836 00:51:40,834 --> 00:51:42,875 Don't try to act too smart. 837 00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:45,000 Otherwise... 838 00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:51,125 Let's imagine someone's calling you from the back. 839 00:51:52,334 --> 00:51:53,541 How will you look? 840 00:51:54,959 --> 00:51:57,125 You mean, with attitude. - Yes. 841 00:51:59,126 --> 00:52:00,958 Call me once. 842 00:52:01,209 --> 00:52:02,583 Munna. 843 00:52:04,209 --> 00:52:09,291 Vidrohi. 844 00:52:11,042 --> 00:52:12,375 Vidrohi! 845 00:52:13,209 --> 00:52:14,666 Bullies never look back. 846 00:52:14,667 --> 00:52:20,958 "Coz I'm a bad... bad Bada** babua (Boy)." 847 00:52:20,959 --> 00:52:24,083 "I'm not the swag... bad Bada** babua (Boy)." 848 00:52:24,084 --> 00:52:27,416 "Coz I'm a bad... bad Bada** babua (Boy)." 849 00:52:27,626 --> 00:52:29,833 So time for your final test. 850 00:52:31,417 --> 00:52:33,416 What are you saying? This is Lucknow. 851 00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:35,304 People shoot at first sight and think later. 852 00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:37,250 And I don't like sour betel-leaf. 853 00:52:37,459 --> 00:52:38,791 But you must today. 854 00:52:39,167 --> 00:52:40,125 I'll get one for you. 855 00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:41,806 What do you think, we're on a morning walk? 856 00:52:43,001 --> 00:52:44,333 Get on your bike. 857 00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:49,333 Take a long run-up... and speed away like a bullet. 858 00:52:49,501 --> 00:52:50,501 Come on. 859 00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:55,125 Lift the stand. 860 00:53:01,542 --> 00:53:03,083 What do you think? Can he do it? 861 00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:17,417 Here. 862 00:53:24,334 --> 00:53:26,477 Hey bro, why are you parking in the middle of the road? 863 00:53:26,501 --> 00:53:29,958 Who the hell is he? - Move your bike. 864 00:53:30,209 --> 00:53:33,375 Move it... are you deaf? 865 00:53:33,542 --> 00:53:36,333 One sweet betel leaf. - Listen. 866 00:53:36,334 --> 00:53:39,000 Move your bike. What a strange guy. 867 00:53:39,001 --> 00:53:40,958 Parked his bike in the middle. - Hey Hero... 868 00:53:41,376 --> 00:53:42,376 Hey man... you 869 00:53:42,501 --> 00:53:43,416 How much? 870 00:53:43,417 --> 00:53:44,625 10 Rs 871 00:53:44,834 --> 00:53:47,125 Move your bike, - We can't move our car. 872 00:53:47,709 --> 00:53:49,250 Come on. 873 00:53:50,001 --> 00:53:51,708 Move your bike. 874 00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:55,000 Get lost with your bike. 875 00:53:55,959 --> 00:53:57,159 Do you think you own the road? 876 00:53:57,292 --> 00:53:58,375 Move your bike. 877 00:53:59,959 --> 00:54:06,000 "Coz I'm a bad... bad Bada** babua (Boy)." 878 00:54:06,001 --> 00:54:09,166 "The kid has turned stylish and will now be menacing." 879 00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:12,208 "With time his coolness keeps oh so increasing." 880 00:54:12,376 --> 00:54:15,208 "The simple guy's good time sure has come ." 881 00:54:15,209 --> 00:54:18,541 "His super smart ways will now get the whole world watching ." 882 00:54:20,917 --> 00:54:22,166 There's a power cut in the entire city... 883 00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:23,268 but it will be restored soon enough. 884 00:54:23,292 --> 00:54:24,625 We regret the inconvenience caused. 885 00:54:24,626 --> 00:54:26,250 It's me. 886 00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:29,250 Is your phone in the Lost and found department 887 00:54:29,459 --> 00:54:30,541 No. 888 00:54:32,042 --> 00:54:33,875 Oh! The battery's dead. 889 00:54:34,626 --> 00:54:36,541 Well, let me recharge you. 890 00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:37,916 Hold my hand. 891 00:54:38,334 --> 00:54:39,750 I've found Vidrohi? 892 00:54:40,584 --> 00:54:41,958 Are you serious? 893 00:54:42,501 --> 00:54:45,458 How is he? - See for yourself. 894 00:54:45,834 --> 00:54:46,500 Lets go. 895 00:54:46,834 --> 00:54:48,500 I'm bringing him along. 896 00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:52,250 Great... see you tomorrow. 897 00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:56,541 Gopal, get me some tea. 898 00:54:57,792 --> 00:55:02,458 'One is not a schemer and other is not a bully.' 899 00:55:02,959 --> 00:55:04,750 'But... strange are the ways of love.' 900 00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:06,750 'One's hatching schemes... 901 00:55:07,001 --> 00:55:08,881 and, the other is emerging with an attitude.' 902 00:55:09,001 --> 00:55:10,708 Yellow suits you. 903 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:12,750 This one? - No. 904 00:55:13,584 --> 00:55:17,541 You're acting more snooty than a heroine. 905 00:55:17,542 --> 00:55:19,477 The one you're wearing also looks nice. - Be quiet. 906 00:55:19,501 --> 00:55:22,041 This? - Blue buttons don't suit you. 907 00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:24,000 It's from your shop. - Boutique. 908 00:55:24,001 --> 00:55:25,041 Right... boutique. 909 00:55:25,042 --> 00:55:27,250 Your phone's ringing. 910 00:55:27,917 --> 00:55:28,917 Hello Madam, 911 00:55:29,376 --> 00:55:30,916 You haven't left yet? 912 00:55:31,084 --> 00:55:31,958 I'm just leaving. 913 00:55:31,959 --> 00:55:33,416 You're really unbelievable. 914 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,291 You took four days to find Mr. Vidrohi. 915 00:55:35,501 --> 00:55:37,708 I can at least take 2 hours to get ready right! 916 00:55:38,042 --> 00:55:39,333 Let him wait, I am coming. 917 00:55:39,334 --> 00:55:40,334 Okay. 918 00:55:41,584 --> 00:55:42,875 She'll be here any minute. 919 00:55:44,876 --> 00:55:48,083 I'll be fine... but, isn't this too much? - No. 920 00:55:48,376 --> 00:55:49,916 Just remember what I said. 921 00:55:50,501 --> 00:55:53,250 And, brother... my voice... 922 00:55:53,501 --> 00:55:55,208 From the stomach... 923 00:55:55,417 --> 00:55:57,333 Like Mr. Bachchan. - Hello. 924 00:55:59,126 --> 00:56:00,208 Hello. 925 00:56:00,834 --> 00:56:02,083 Name... what was her name? 926 00:56:02,334 --> 00:56:04,375 Bitti. - Bitti... 927 00:56:04,584 --> 00:56:06,750 Dimwit... don't foil the plan. 928 00:56:07,001 --> 00:56:09,125 I will try my best. 929 00:56:10,792 --> 00:56:13,166 This is it. We've arrived. 930 00:56:15,501 --> 00:56:17,041 She's here. 931 00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:21,583 Hi. 932 00:56:22,292 --> 00:56:23,083 Hello. 933 00:56:23,251 --> 00:56:24,958 It's me... 934 00:56:25,542 --> 00:56:27,458 Now just repeat after me. 935 00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:29,083 What can I do? 936 00:56:29,751 --> 00:56:31,416 Tell him it's Vidrohi's work. 937 00:56:31,751 --> 00:56:33,750 Who? Vidrohi! 938 00:56:34,001 --> 00:56:36,041 If he still doesn't listen, give him one tight slap. 939 00:56:36,751 --> 00:56:39,750 And don't call me again for such trivial matters. 940 00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:41,500 Hang up... 941 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:46,875 So... what was your name? Guddi? 942 00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:49,791 Which one is Guddi? - It's Bitti. I'm Bitti. 943 00:56:49,959 --> 00:56:51,625 Bitti... right. 944 00:56:51,917 --> 00:56:55,291 Rama. Best friend. - Best? 945 00:56:55,501 --> 00:56:57,143 Wait a minute, how could you not recognize me. 946 00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:59,541 I sent you my photo. - Photo. 947 00:56:59,792 --> 00:57:01,541 Yeah, I sent my photo along with the letter. 948 00:57:01,542 --> 00:57:02,791 Letter? 949 00:57:03,334 --> 00:57:05,166 The one in the sari. - Sari? 950 00:57:05,417 --> 00:57:09,375 Yes... - Right, your photo... 951 00:57:09,917 --> 00:57:12,833 Say something. - So many people send their pictures. 952 00:57:13,501 --> 00:57:15,375 He's a public figure. - Yeah. 953 00:57:17,792 --> 00:57:19,333 Hey.. 954 00:57:19,501 --> 00:57:21,250 Son, come here. 955 00:57:23,751 --> 00:57:24,751 Yes, sir. 956 00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:25,876 What will you have? 957 00:57:26,251 --> 00:57:27,416 What, sir? 958 00:57:27,834 --> 00:57:30,125 Who's going to ask what we'll have, huh? 959 00:57:30,292 --> 00:57:32,041 Sorry, sir. What will you have? 960 00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:33,916 Chow-mien for everyone. 961 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:36,166 Okay, sir. - No, we're leaving. 962 00:57:36,376 --> 00:57:38,083 Okay. - But, you just got here. 963 00:57:38,417 --> 00:57:41,291 We need to take Rama's brother to the doctor. 964 00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:44,458 We do, don't we? 965 00:57:44,751 --> 00:57:46,375 Yes. - So get up. 966 00:57:46,376 --> 00:57:46,750 Lets go. 967 00:57:46,917 --> 00:57:48,625 Invite him for lunch tomorrow. - Why? 968 00:57:48,959 --> 00:57:49,583 It's a Sunday. 969 00:57:49,792 --> 00:57:51,592 You can introduce Mr. Vidrohi to your parents. 970 00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:56,583 It's a Sunday. Fine, I'll meet her parents. 971 00:57:56,584 --> 00:57:57,750 Okay, Bye... 972 00:57:58,251 --> 00:58:00,500 By the way, you write really nicely. 973 00:58:00,751 --> 00:58:02,208 You look really nice. 974 00:58:02,209 --> 00:58:03,541 Thank you. - Lets go. 975 00:58:06,959 --> 00:58:10,416 Okay... - You were amazing. 976 00:58:10,751 --> 00:58:12,625 And the waiter... - They are coming back. 977 00:58:13,042 --> 00:58:15,583 Fine, then get going. 978 00:58:15,834 --> 00:58:17,625 What's wrong? Don't feel like leaving? 979 00:58:17,792 --> 00:58:18,958 Sit down and eat. 980 00:58:19,126 --> 00:58:21,083 No, Thank-you, I had left my purse. - Okay. 981 00:58:21,376 --> 00:58:22,750 Wait... wait... 982 00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:25,083 I'll see you out. - No... 983 00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:26,541 Come on. - Let him go along. 984 00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:28,500 Let's go. - Okay, bye. 985 00:58:35,834 --> 00:58:37,250 So arrogant. 986 00:58:37,459 --> 00:58:39,375 I wanted to slap him. 987 00:58:39,751 --> 00:58:41,416 "Which one is Guddi?" 988 00:58:41,792 --> 00:58:43,083 Who does he think he is, Guddi's uncle. 989 00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:44,916 He wasn't that bad though... 990 00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:47,708 Every successful man is a bit arrogant. 991 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:49,458 Tell me... 992 00:58:49,751 --> 00:58:51,625 Have you ever heard a beggar say... 993 00:58:51,959 --> 00:58:56,125 "Spare me some change... or get lost." 994 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:57,166 Have you? 995 00:58:57,417 --> 00:58:59,257 Wise guy's has even self invited home tomorrow. 996 00:59:00,542 --> 00:59:03,083 Listen, I am coming too. 997 00:59:04,084 --> 00:59:06,000 You're having this special interest? 998 00:59:06,917 --> 00:59:08,291 I like him. 999 00:59:09,126 --> 00:59:10,250 I am warning you... 1000 00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:13,416 if he tries to act smart tomorrow... - Then you can slap him. 1001 00:59:13,834 --> 00:59:15,375 Let him come home first. 1002 00:59:16,251 --> 00:59:17,416 What do you think? 1003 00:59:18,084 --> 00:59:19,084 We'll see... 1004 00:59:22,834 --> 00:59:26,583 Brother, when sister-in-law is over Vidrohi... 1005 00:59:26,584 --> 00:59:28,708 then why give her another dose. 1006 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:32,083 Every antibiotic needs to be taken for three days. 1007 00:59:32,751 --> 00:59:34,500 The effect is never seen in the first dose. 1008 00:59:35,001 --> 00:59:37,041 If you don't complete the course... 1009 00:59:37,709 --> 00:59:39,829 then, there's a chance of the sickness coming back. 1010 00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:44,375 You mean... the next two doses are her parents. 1011 00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:48,958 Why did you get this sari? 1012 00:59:50,667 --> 00:59:53,000 My mother always says never go to any house without a gift. 1013 00:59:53,001 --> 00:59:54,833 You're not going there as a suitor. 1014 00:59:55,542 --> 00:59:57,000 Fine, then you can give her this. 1015 00:59:57,251 --> 00:59:58,708 You bought it, so you give it. 1016 00:59:59,042 --> 01:00:00,268 In fact, you can drape it on yourself as well. 1017 01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:02,625 "See sister-in-law... it's got three different kinds of shades." 1018 01:00:02,626 --> 01:00:04,708 "Front and back..." 1019 01:00:05,001 --> 01:00:06,708 Fine, pack it. 1020 01:00:09,042 --> 01:00:11,166 And no need to make a feast. 1021 01:00:11,459 --> 01:00:13,059 He's not coming over to ask for marriage. 1022 01:00:13,334 --> 01:00:17,333 Dear daughter! I am not so lucky, that a guy will meet and ask you for marriage. 1023 01:00:17,501 --> 01:00:18,583 Don't keep your hopes high. 1024 01:00:18,751 --> 01:00:21,831 I am going to stay right here, dancing on your head for the rest of your life. 1025 01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:24,291 Go take a look, must be Chirag. 1026 01:00:24,792 --> 01:00:28,750 I'll go answer the door. - I'm going to call Rama. 1027 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:35,750 Hello uncle. - Bless you, son. And, who are you? 1028 01:00:35,959 --> 01:00:37,852 Come in, uncle. This is your home only, isn't it? 1029 01:00:37,876 --> 01:00:39,500 Come in... don't be shy. 1030 01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:42,000 Why would I be shy? - Hello, uncle. 1031 01:00:42,001 --> 01:00:43,750 First, you touched my feet and now you're greeting me again? 1032 01:00:43,751 --> 01:00:45,375 That's me. - It's him. 1033 01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:46,750 Hello, aunty. - Hello, son. 1034 01:00:46,751 --> 01:00:48,666 Chirag, who is he? - He's my friend. 1035 01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:49,875 Papa, that's Mr. Vidrohi. 1036 01:00:50,251 --> 01:00:51,916 Remember I told you about him yesterday. 1037 01:00:52,251 --> 01:00:54,875 So he's this guy who wrote that absurd book. 1038 01:00:54,876 --> 01:00:56,500 I'm sure you liked it. 1039 01:00:56,792 --> 01:00:58,916 Happy birthday, Whenever it is! 1040 01:01:00,167 --> 01:01:01,416 Chanderi. 1041 01:01:02,334 --> 01:01:03,560 What would you like to have, son? 1042 01:01:03,584 --> 01:01:07,416 Buttermilk, juice, tea, coffee. - I'll have tea, aunty, Hot. 1043 01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:09,541 And you'll have juice only! - Yes. 1044 01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:16,041 Vidrohi, do you write to make a living, or is it just a hobby. 1045 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:20,041 With the grace of Goddess, I've enough money... 1046 01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:22,958 to buy your shop and gift it back to you. 1047 01:01:23,209 --> 01:01:27,083 Me? - Writing is just a hobby. 1048 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:29,708 What's wrong with your neck? 1049 01:01:30,209 --> 01:01:31,791 This body has grown old son... 1050 01:01:31,959 --> 01:01:35,041 It always needs some repair or other. 1051 01:01:35,042 --> 01:01:37,708 Just last week he was cured of his piles. 1052 01:01:38,334 --> 01:01:39,125 It's nothing serious, uncle. 1053 01:01:39,126 --> 01:01:41,166 Add some basil seeds in water and drink it at night. 1054 01:01:41,167 --> 01:01:43,708 It will fix your all your problems. - Those things don't work. 1055 01:01:44,042 --> 01:01:45,791 Allow me. - No... no... 1056 01:01:45,959 --> 01:01:46,959 Don't do Vidrohi. 1057 01:01:47,042 --> 01:01:48,875 Let me... - Let it be. 1058 01:01:49,042 --> 01:01:51,000 Don't break his neck instead. 1059 01:01:52,001 --> 01:01:54,250 Leave me. - What are you doing? 1060 01:01:55,209 --> 01:01:56,250 Quiet! 1061 01:01:59,042 --> 01:02:00,042 Hold this. 1062 01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:01,291 Hail Bajrang Bali! 1063 01:02:01,292 --> 01:02:03,125 Be gentle, son. 1064 01:02:04,542 --> 01:02:05,542 One.. 1065 01:02:07,126 --> 01:02:08,666 Two... three... done. 1066 01:02:08,834 --> 01:02:09,834 Papa, are you alright? 1067 01:02:09,959 --> 01:02:11,291 Bitti, Shall I turn? 1068 01:02:11,459 --> 01:02:12,708 Yes turn. - Careful. 1069 01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:21,041 Wow! I can see everything from the loo to Sushila. 1070 01:02:21,042 --> 01:02:23,291 Bitti, I can even see the pots behind me. 1071 01:02:23,459 --> 01:02:24,459 Wow. 1072 01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:28,416 Since when did you start doing this? - Just now. 1073 01:02:28,751 --> 01:02:30,083 Your father's my first customer. 1074 01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:31,625 Hello... call now. - Bitti... 1075 01:02:31,834 --> 01:02:33,560 give him 10-20 rupees as a token of appreciation. 1076 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:35,791 Give him money. - Uncle, I have a lot of money. 1077 01:02:35,959 --> 01:02:39,333 Are you married, son? - No, aunty. 1078 01:02:39,709 --> 01:02:41,000 I knew it. 1079 01:02:41,751 --> 01:02:42,583 Answer the phone. 1080 01:02:42,584 --> 01:02:45,083 Phone ringing ( ring tone 'hey listen') 1081 01:02:45,084 --> 01:02:46,084 Hold on. 1082 01:02:47,959 --> 01:02:48,875 Hello. 1083 01:02:48,876 --> 01:02:50,833 Listen... - You listen up. 1084 01:02:51,626 --> 01:02:53,291 Next time if you call me... 1085 01:02:53,751 --> 01:02:56,458 I'll kick you so hard, you'll get a dimple on your a** 1086 01:02:57,751 --> 01:02:58,875 Hang on now. 1087 01:02:59,167 --> 01:03:00,250 Hot... 1088 01:03:01,042 --> 01:03:02,375 The tea is hot, son. 1089 01:03:02,626 --> 01:03:05,291 We'll be leaving, aunty. - Okay, son. You can leave. 1090 01:03:05,792 --> 01:03:08,916 But you stay, son. I won't let you go without having lunch. 1091 01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:11,500 I really like you, son. - Okay. 1092 01:03:12,834 --> 01:03:13,500 Eat. 1093 01:03:13,501 --> 01:03:15,916 They are very famous, taste it. - I know. 1094 01:03:18,417 --> 01:03:19,583 'In a brief moment...' 1095 01:03:19,959 --> 01:03:25,166 '...he turned papa's neck straight, and turned the game around.' 1096 01:03:27,459 --> 01:03:30,083 I told you... send him back. 1097 01:03:30,376 --> 01:03:32,625 But you wanted to complete the course. 1098 01:03:33,042 --> 01:03:34,042 Now it's an overdose. 1099 01:03:34,376 --> 01:03:35,791 That was too much man! 1100 01:03:37,459 --> 01:03:38,791 Were you trying to be a hero? 1101 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:44,375 I did exactly like you taught me. 1102 01:03:44,584 --> 01:03:46,104 And, what were you saying on the phone? 1103 01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:49,041 You'll make a dimple on my a** - No, I... 1104 01:03:49,209 --> 01:03:52,791 I was only sticking to my character. 1105 01:03:53,084 --> 01:03:57,041 My performance will go weak if you keep changing the script. 1106 01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:59,500 Why did you have to fix her father's neck? 1107 01:04:01,709 --> 01:04:03,416 An old man was in pain... 1108 01:04:03,709 --> 01:04:06,083 so I thought I should fix his neck. 1109 01:04:07,417 --> 01:04:09,041 He is your father-in-law after all. 1110 01:04:09,376 --> 01:04:11,333 I was just helping you out. - Mr. Helping hand... 1111 01:04:11,334 --> 01:04:13,974 You were supposed to depress her, but you've impressed her instead. 1112 01:04:17,126 --> 01:04:18,333 Fine, I'll go back then. 1113 01:04:18,334 --> 01:04:20,333 Right, go on... - You cannot leave like this. 1114 01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:23,083 You must first clean up the mess you have made. 1115 01:04:33,501 --> 01:04:35,416 This new hairstyle really suits you. 1116 01:04:35,751 --> 01:04:36,791 Have another one. - No... 1117 01:04:36,959 --> 01:04:38,291 Take it. - I don't want it. 1118 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:40,532 I've been eating since morning. 1119 01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:43,625 You must eat properly. 1120 01:04:44,459 --> 01:04:46,791 You've become so scrawny. 1121 01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:51,208 Will a wedding dress look nice on this body? 1122 01:04:55,459 --> 01:04:58,333 All the faults are with me, right mom? 1123 01:05:01,709 --> 01:05:03,375 You can wear my wedding dress. 1124 01:05:07,959 --> 01:05:09,791 Uncle. - Yes dear. 1125 01:05:15,959 --> 01:05:17,166 Mr. Vidrohi. 1126 01:05:20,501 --> 01:05:23,666 Bitti... at this hour? 1127 01:05:23,917 --> 01:05:26,958 Yeah... if papa doesn't eat a sweet betel-leaf after dinner he gets bitter. 1128 01:05:27,167 --> 01:05:28,167 What are you doing here? 1129 01:05:28,251 --> 01:05:30,291 Well... I have a similar habit. 1130 01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:33,083 If I don't eat a dessert after dinner I get bitter too. 1131 01:05:33,542 --> 01:05:34,625 I see... 1132 01:05:35,084 --> 01:05:36,791 You should eat more sweets... 1133 01:05:37,209 --> 01:05:38,708 It will cure your bitterness. 1134 01:05:40,001 --> 01:05:42,291 Am I that bitter? - No... 1135 01:05:43,209 --> 01:05:45,333 but, you're not like I thought you would me. 1136 01:05:45,334 --> 01:05:46,666 I mean, Rama and me. 1137 01:05:48,459 --> 01:05:51,791 What did you and... Rama think? 1138 01:05:52,459 --> 01:05:56,333 You see... your letters were filled with the fragrance of romance. 1139 01:05:57,126 --> 01:05:59,046 But you turned out to be the fragrance of bullies 1140 01:05:59,376 --> 01:06:00,376 So I... 1141 01:06:01,334 --> 01:06:02,875 Don't get me wrong. 1142 01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:04,875 You're not that bad person. 1143 01:06:11,709 --> 01:06:14,541 It's the conditions That make people bad. 1144 01:06:15,167 --> 01:06:16,625 You are right. 1145 01:06:18,376 --> 01:06:20,625 It's the conditions and people who made me bitter. 1146 01:06:22,292 --> 01:06:24,791 But even bitter people have a... 1147 01:06:25,001 --> 01:06:26,001 Huh? 1148 01:06:26,834 --> 01:06:30,083 Heart... and it's not bitter at all. 1149 01:06:31,334 --> 01:06:32,458 Bitti... 1150 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:38,208 Vidrohi, Are you okay. 1151 01:06:42,751 --> 01:06:44,000 Sweetmeat... 1152 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:46,501 Make that two. 1153 01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:55,166 You didn't tell me... did you like Vidrohi? 1154 01:06:55,334 --> 01:06:56,250 You never asked. 1155 01:06:56,251 --> 01:06:59,416 From the time he is here you don't even miss me. 1156 01:07:00,792 --> 01:07:03,958 You could've at least called. - You could've too. 1157 01:07:04,709 --> 01:07:06,916 Yes, I could. - So... 1158 01:07:07,959 --> 01:07:10,833 So tell me, how did you like Vidrohi? 1159 01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:14,041 You know, when we met first... 1160 01:07:14,042 --> 01:07:16,125 I wanted to claw his face. - I knew it. 1161 01:07:16,292 --> 01:07:18,541 No... but, when he came home... 1162 01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,500 I realized, he's not that bad. 1163 01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:22,833 And, mom and dad are completely floored. 1164 01:07:24,084 --> 01:07:25,125 I see... 1165 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,125 So, what's the plan? 1166 01:07:27,751 --> 01:07:28,751 What's the plan? 1167 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,041 We've just met twice. 1168 01:07:30,751 --> 01:07:32,250 We'll first get to know each other. 1169 01:07:32,626 --> 01:07:34,708 Meet few more times. 1170 01:07:36,334 --> 01:07:38,291 You've met me many times. 1171 01:07:38,917 --> 01:07:41,250 So? - What do you think about me? 1172 01:07:41,959 --> 01:07:42,959 What's to think? 1173 01:07:43,084 --> 01:07:45,041 That You're my very good friend. 1174 01:07:45,876 --> 01:07:48,583 No one does what you did for me. 1175 01:07:50,459 --> 01:07:53,000 She just friend-zoned me. - They are here. 1176 01:07:55,542 --> 01:07:56,625 You're here. 1177 01:07:56,626 --> 01:07:57,626 Brother... 1178 01:07:58,334 --> 01:08:00,583 Vidrohi, Remember we must close this chapter today. 1179 01:08:00,584 --> 01:08:02,916 I've by-hearted everything, brother, don't worry. 1180 01:08:03,626 --> 01:08:06,041 How are you? - Great. 1181 01:08:06,251 --> 01:08:07,251 Hello. 1182 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:11,791 We're early. - You're half an hour late. 1183 01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:14,750 This place is for boozing at night. 1184 01:08:14,751 --> 01:08:16,208 And you guys are eating groundnuts. 1185 01:08:16,209 --> 01:08:17,791 Yeah, right. Looking at the way you drink... 1186 01:08:17,792 --> 01:08:20,227 you would hardly have any place in your stomach for groundnuts. 1187 01:08:20,251 --> 01:08:21,708 You're absolutely right. 1188 01:08:22,751 --> 01:08:25,250 This is exactly what I say to myself every night when I drink. 1189 01:08:25,876 --> 01:08:27,708 And forget in the morning. 1190 01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:31,291 He's also got memory loss. - Yeah... 1191 01:08:34,209 --> 01:08:35,209 Oh yes... 1192 01:08:35,584 --> 01:08:37,791 And I've also been to jail once because of this mix-up. 1193 01:08:38,001 --> 01:08:38,791 I see... 1194 01:08:38,959 --> 01:08:42,500 Oh, God... jail... criminal... this is really serious. 1195 01:08:42,501 --> 01:08:43,833 It's nothing serious. 1196 01:08:44,251 --> 01:08:46,083 Lord Krishna was also born in a jail. 1197 01:08:46,834 --> 01:08:48,958 And, one should not remember everything. 1198 01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:50,625 Wow... 1199 01:08:53,626 --> 01:08:55,291 What if I forget you tomorrow? 1200 01:08:55,501 --> 01:08:58,125 It's not that easy to forget Bitti Mishra. 1201 01:08:58,459 --> 01:08:59,625 Let's make a bet. 1202 01:09:00,292 --> 01:09:01,875 And you'll definitely not forget me until tomorrow. 1203 01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:03,416 What is there tomorrow? - What? 1204 01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:05,457 How can you forget? You printed all those pamphlets. 1205 01:09:05,584 --> 01:09:08,333 Golden Jubilee Celebrations of Lovely Sweets. 1206 01:09:08,834 --> 01:09:12,458 How can you not come? - He can't come. 1207 01:09:12,459 --> 01:09:14,625 Why not? - He's leaving for Lucknow tonight. 1208 01:09:14,626 --> 01:09:16,791 Bagh Express... Northern Railway. 1209 01:09:16,792 --> 01:09:18,125 Happy journey. - But... 1210 01:09:19,876 --> 01:09:22,791 Going back... Yeah, I'm going back. 1211 01:09:23,417 --> 01:09:26,541 How can he come? He's leaving, he can't come. 1212 01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:28,625 Hold this. Show me the ticket. 1213 01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:32,333 I see... 1214 01:09:33,084 --> 01:09:34,208 And, what if it gets torn? 1215 01:09:36,667 --> 01:09:37,958 No, no, Bitti... 1216 01:09:38,209 --> 01:09:39,333 No, Bitti... 1217 01:09:39,334 --> 01:09:41,708 I swear I'll never talk to you again. Return the ticket. 1218 01:09:41,959 --> 01:09:43,833 Tell her. - Yeah, I won't either. 1219 01:09:43,834 --> 01:09:45,791 No chance. - Fine, leave. 1220 01:09:46,417 --> 01:09:47,791 Give me your phone. 1221 01:09:48,417 --> 01:09:49,417 I'm low on balance. 1222 01:09:49,501 --> 01:09:52,625 Delete my number, and I will too. 1223 01:09:53,084 --> 01:09:54,250 Because you're leaving. 1224 01:09:54,251 --> 01:09:55,625 Go on... - Great. 1225 01:09:55,834 --> 01:09:59,000 So Mr. Vidrohi, you've to pack your bags... and 1226 01:09:59,292 --> 01:10:00,791 Lets go - Brother, keys. 1227 01:10:02,209 --> 01:10:05,125 Don't be sad, Bitti. - Doesn't matter. 1228 01:10:05,126 --> 01:10:06,000 Please, leave. 1229 01:10:06,001 --> 01:10:08,041 This is no time to get emotional, Vidrohi. 1230 01:10:09,167 --> 01:10:11,833 I had a hard time getting this ticket... through VVIP quota. 1231 01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:13,310 With recommendations from Mr. Vishnoi. 1232 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:16,708 Let's go. - Bitti... 1233 01:10:17,209 --> 01:10:19,500 No... the trains are packed. 1234 01:10:22,501 --> 01:10:26,125 'Vidrohi's revolt... Fantastic.' 1235 01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:28,316 I can't go back breaking your heart. 1236 01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:32,250 'But soon he was hit... I mean got ditched.' 1237 01:10:32,417 --> 01:10:35,166 You cannot leave Bitti. - Listen to me. 1238 01:10:35,959 --> 01:10:37,750 You tore up the ticket. 1239 01:10:37,751 --> 01:10:40,191 I like Rama, Brother. if I die, Bitti won't wait for 14 years. 1240 01:10:41,834 --> 01:10:42,916 Just kill him. 1241 01:10:42,917 --> 01:10:50,917 I like Rama. 1242 01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:55,375 Bitti's my sister-in-law. 1243 01:10:57,417 --> 01:10:59,208 The question is whether Rama likes you too. 1244 01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:00,626 Don't know. 1245 01:11:01,334 --> 01:11:03,583 But I tore up the ticket to find out. 1246 01:11:04,167 --> 01:11:06,458 I'll stay here for another week and test her. 1247 01:11:06,917 --> 01:11:09,791 If she's the one for me, then we'll leave together. 1248 01:11:11,417 --> 01:11:12,916 Sorry. - Huh! 1249 01:11:13,167 --> 01:11:14,416 Sorry. 1250 01:11:15,126 --> 01:11:17,458 There's water in this ear, say it in this one. 1251 01:11:18,876 --> 01:11:21,125 Sorry. - Fritters... 1252 01:11:21,126 --> 01:11:23,500 Yes 'Lorry' 1253 01:11:23,667 --> 01:11:27,416 ok now you focus all your attention on Rama. 1254 01:11:27,667 --> 01:11:30,000 Okay. I will support you in this love story. 1255 01:11:31,001 --> 01:11:33,916 Buy a really nice gift for Rama. 1256 01:11:34,084 --> 01:11:36,291 There's no need for this. - It's love after all. 1257 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,833 I've told you a thousand times... 1258 01:11:37,834 --> 01:11:38,958 don't bathe at night. 1259 01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:40,759 See aunty, He took a bath with his clothes on. 1260 01:11:52,501 --> 01:11:56,166 "Abracadabra... my beloved's so handsome." 1261 01:11:56,167 --> 01:11:59,625 "Always dressed smartly, whether it's Delhi or Agra." 1262 01:11:59,626 --> 01:12:03,166 "Your earrings make my heart skip a beat." 1263 01:12:03,334 --> 01:12:07,125 "When you shake the waist, it steals millions of hearts." 1264 01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:18,083 "Your earrings make my heart skip a beat." 1265 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:21,750 "When you shake the waist, it steals millions of hearts." 1266 01:12:21,751 --> 01:12:23,625 "Stop taunting me... 1267 01:12:23,626 --> 01:12:25,333 Don't be a wise guy." 1268 01:12:25,501 --> 01:12:27,125 "I am not Juliet, 1269 01:12:27,292 --> 01:12:29,625 And you're not my Romeo." 1270 01:12:31,167 --> 01:12:34,166 "O Sweety..." 1271 01:12:34,542 --> 01:12:38,333 "O Sweety your drama, creates a stir." 1272 01:12:38,334 --> 01:12:41,916 "This is unfair." 1273 01:12:42,084 --> 01:12:45,750 "Believe it or not, we're crazy about you..." 1274 01:12:45,751 --> 01:12:49,250 "Listen O, sweetheart, we're your beloved." 1275 01:12:49,251 --> 01:12:50,251 "DJ." 1276 01:12:52,459 --> 01:12:53,459 "Crazy" 1277 01:13:04,209 --> 01:13:06,041 "Don't make a commotion..." 1278 01:13:06,042 --> 01:13:07,916 "everyone's watching." 1279 01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:11,625 "What do you get from making a scene." 1280 01:13:11,626 --> 01:13:15,291 "Don't ignore me... I am not useless." 1281 01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:18,583 "Teach me the language of love." 1282 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,833 "Stop taunting me... 1283 01:13:20,834 --> 01:13:22,750 Don't be a wise guy." 1284 01:13:22,751 --> 01:13:24,583 "I am not your Juliet, 1285 01:13:24,584 --> 01:13:26,833 And you're not my Romeo." 1286 01:13:28,417 --> 01:13:31,416 "O Sweety..." 1287 01:13:31,792 --> 01:13:35,500 "O Sweety your drama, creates a stir." 1288 01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:39,333 "This is unfair." 1289 01:13:39,334 --> 01:13:43,000 "Believe it or not, we're crazy about you..." 1290 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:46,791 "Listen O sweetheart, we're your beloved." 1291 01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:05,375 "Abracadabra... my beloved's so handsome." 1292 01:14:05,376 --> 01:14:08,958 "Always dressed smartly, whether it's Delhi or Agra." 1293 01:14:08,959 --> 01:14:09,959 Bravo, Mr. Mishra. 1294 01:14:10,876 --> 01:14:13,458 The 'Pukhraj-gem' has started to show effect. 1295 01:14:14,459 --> 01:14:16,583 We were trying to find one suitor for Bitti... 1296 01:14:17,167 --> 01:14:18,458 but, now we found two. 1297 01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:21,125 Now, choose what you want. 1298 01:14:21,626 --> 01:14:25,416 And, it's not like we've to choose between good or bad. 1299 01:14:26,292 --> 01:14:30,625 One's good... and the other's a slightly better. 1300 01:14:31,334 --> 01:14:32,916 Both are well suited. 1301 01:14:33,501 --> 01:14:36,791 That's the problem. Who do we choose? 1302 01:14:37,292 --> 01:14:38,458 Right? 1303 01:14:44,584 --> 01:14:47,708 'On one side, Mr. Vidrohi was making his impression' 1304 01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:51,625 while on the other Mr. Chirag was breaking his head 1305 01:14:52,126 --> 01:14:55,916 Hello, aunty. - Hello-hello. 1306 01:14:59,792 --> 01:15:02,458 Your spectacles were broken, weren't they? I got it fixed. 1307 01:15:02,792 --> 01:15:04,791 That's a big help, son. 1308 01:15:05,376 --> 01:15:08,166 It's hard to read anything without it. 1309 01:15:09,126 --> 01:15:11,166 Everything's so clear now. 1310 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:17,541 Son, you care so much for everyone. 1311 01:15:19,792 --> 01:15:21,708 Can I say something? - Please do. 1312 01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:24,916 I've been thinking about something for the past few days. 1313 01:15:26,459 --> 01:15:28,500 About Bitti's marriage. 1314 01:15:28,751 --> 01:15:31,041 Oh, Aunty, Bitti is a really nice girl. 1315 01:15:31,042 --> 01:15:33,002 She will get married sooner or later, don't worry. 1316 01:15:33,251 --> 01:15:34,291 Yeah... 1317 01:15:34,709 --> 01:15:37,625 Actually, I already know who's best groom for her. 1318 01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:41,125 I will convince Bitti... 1319 01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:43,416 And you... - What? 1320 01:15:43,959 --> 01:15:45,833 You convince Vidrohi. 1321 01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:55,125 Vidrohi... for Bitti? - Yes. 1322 01:15:56,251 --> 01:15:58,958 Did Bitti say that? - She doesn't have to. 1323 01:15:59,251 --> 01:16:01,541 They look like a match made in heaven. 1324 01:16:01,876 --> 01:16:03,875 You just be like God Hanuman 1325 01:16:03,876 --> 01:16:06,416 and take this burden off my chest. 1326 01:16:06,626 --> 01:16:09,333 'When a lover feels the storm in the sea. 1327 01:16:09,501 --> 01:16:12,041 '...he finds different ways to to save himself from loosing his love. 1328 01:16:12,042 --> 01:16:14,416 What happened? - What can I say, aunty? 1329 01:16:16,167 --> 01:16:18,416 Vidrohi is a divorcee. - Huh? 1330 01:16:19,459 --> 01:16:20,459 Hmm... 1331 01:16:25,001 --> 01:16:27,375 Brother Chirag. - This way, Vidrohi. 1332 01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:28,959 Brother... 1333 01:16:29,542 --> 01:16:31,750 What's wrong? Why did you call me suddenly? 1334 01:16:32,167 --> 01:16:34,125 What's happening, isn't good for you. 1335 01:16:35,001 --> 01:16:36,708 What happened now? 1336 01:16:38,417 --> 01:16:40,833 That seed of love, you sowed in Rama's heart... 1337 01:16:41,126 --> 01:16:42,666 was reaped by someone else. 1338 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:44,500 What do you mean? - It means... 1339 01:16:44,501 --> 01:16:46,458 Someone came to see Rama yesterday. 1340 01:16:46,459 --> 01:16:48,291 And they really liked Rama a lot. 1341 01:16:48,542 --> 01:16:49,625 Liked her? 1342 01:16:49,626 --> 01:16:50,708 Total. 1343 01:16:52,126 --> 01:16:53,583 Did Rama say yes? 1344 01:16:54,334 --> 01:16:55,541 She didn't say no either. 1345 01:16:57,626 --> 01:17:00,583 Who... who is the guy? Tell me his name. 1346 01:17:00,584 --> 01:17:02,416 There's nothing you can do. 1347 01:17:02,667 --> 01:17:04,708 He's a goldsmith, he's got a shop of his own. 1348 01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:08,083 He can melt silver, and make jewelry for Rama. 1349 01:17:08,251 --> 01:17:11,458 Even his security guard makes more money than you. 1350 01:17:14,709 --> 01:17:15,958 But... 1351 01:17:18,376 --> 01:17:20,375 I've seen love in Rama's eyes for you. 1352 01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:24,208 Yeah... so did I. In fact, I've seen it more often. 1353 01:17:24,584 --> 01:17:25,916 Honestly? 1354 01:17:28,417 --> 01:17:30,000 So, what should I do, brother? 1355 01:17:30,459 --> 01:17:32,833 My advice is that you should tell her tomorrow. 1356 01:17:33,292 --> 01:17:35,458 Tomorrow is also lucky Wednesday. - Yes. 1357 01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:39,958 I will if you say so. - And, listen... 1358 01:17:40,376 --> 01:17:43,333 Say it in front of everyone. - Why? 1359 01:17:44,876 --> 01:17:46,833 Huh! You only kiss in private. 1360 01:17:47,209 --> 01:17:50,500 But in front of everyone you openly express your love. 1361 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:53,500 You're right, brother. I will try. 1362 01:17:53,501 --> 01:17:55,435 And, write down a few lines, so you can propose to her. 1363 01:17:55,459 --> 01:17:57,250 Have you heard Altaf Raja's(Singer) songs? 1364 01:17:57,876 --> 01:17:59,750 You'll get lots of ideas from him. - Okay. 1365 01:18:00,001 --> 01:18:01,250 Okay, brother. 1366 01:18:07,001 --> 01:18:08,881 What do you think, brother? Will Rama say a yes? 1367 01:18:09,001 --> 01:18:10,291 Who cares? 1368 01:18:11,709 --> 01:18:14,166 The neighbor's kid has climbed up the tree. 1369 01:18:14,542 --> 01:18:16,502 If he hikes down safely, we'll get to eat mangoes. 1370 01:18:16,834 --> 01:18:19,354 And, if he falls down and dies, we'll get to eat at his funeral. 1371 01:18:19,667 --> 01:18:21,875 In this situation, whether Rama says yes or no... 1372 01:18:21,876 --> 01:18:24,250 Bitti is sure to get heartbroken. 1373 01:18:25,834 --> 01:18:27,083 Can I say something, brother? 1374 01:18:27,376 --> 01:18:28,541 You're such a villain. 1375 01:18:35,876 --> 01:18:38,708 This lake is where love was born! 1376 01:18:38,709 --> 01:18:41,125 The film was called 'Jawani Diwaani'. 1377 01:18:41,334 --> 01:18:44,708 Vinod Khanna and Dharmendra waged a fierce war. 1378 01:18:44,709 --> 01:18:46,666 And the reason was Hema Malini, mister. 1379 01:18:46,667 --> 01:18:48,708 Say it. - "Dream Girl..." 1380 01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:52,208 "The queen of my dreams... Dream girl." 1381 01:18:52,959 --> 01:18:56,000 Turn your head that side... and enjoy the view from this side. 1382 01:18:56,001 --> 01:18:57,833 Mister. - Yes, mister. 1383 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:00,125 Can you stay quiet, mister? - Why, mister? 1384 01:19:00,126 --> 01:19:01,125 Would you like one, mister? 1385 01:19:01,126 --> 01:19:02,541 Why are you getting angry? 1386 01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:04,041 It was so much fun. 1387 01:19:04,292 --> 01:19:07,666 Turn your head that side... and enjoy the view from this side. 1388 01:19:08,501 --> 01:19:11,083 Mr. Vidrohi wants to say something. - Really... 1389 01:19:11,376 --> 01:19:12,376 Speak up.. 1390 01:19:14,001 --> 01:19:16,250 Don't be shy. 1391 01:19:17,001 --> 01:19:19,291 Oh no... I am not shy. 1392 01:19:21,709 --> 01:19:23,875 "Your heart has stolen my heart." 1393 01:19:23,876 --> 01:19:26,208 "And stolen my peace and sleep." 1394 01:19:26,209 --> 01:19:28,083 "Don't make any excuses." 1395 01:19:28,084 --> 01:19:29,625 "I've made up my mind to make you my wife, Rama." 1396 01:19:29,626 --> 01:19:30,626 "Will you marriage me?" 1397 01:19:31,459 --> 01:19:33,259 "Will you marry me?" - "Will you marriage me?" 1398 01:19:45,167 --> 01:19:51,125 Look... Vidrohi, you're a great guy. 1399 01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:55,708 And I like you too. - Thank you. 1400 01:19:56,417 --> 01:20:00,000 But, I cannot marry a divorcee. 1401 01:20:00,542 --> 01:20:04,375 It's against our culture. - You've great values. 1402 01:20:05,626 --> 01:20:07,083 Divorcee... 1403 01:20:12,542 --> 01:20:15,708 Hold on... who's a divorcee? - Me... 1404 01:20:15,709 --> 01:20:16,958 Me? 1405 01:20:16,959 --> 01:20:18,041 What are you saying? 1406 01:20:18,459 --> 01:20:20,041 I've never even been engaged. 1407 01:20:20,209 --> 01:20:21,833 I mean, I've never even... 1408 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:23,416 You... 1409 01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:25,833 Say something. - What will he say? 1410 01:20:26,042 --> 01:20:27,916 He's the one who told me. 1411 01:20:34,667 --> 01:20:36,708 And that's Suicide Point... 1412 01:20:36,709 --> 01:20:40,166 Every year 72 lovers drown to death here. 1413 01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:41,500 "Dreamgirl..." 1414 01:20:41,501 --> 01:20:43,291 Your game's up, brother! 1415 01:20:43,917 --> 01:20:45,666 And, I will make you pay for this. 1416 01:20:45,959 --> 01:20:48,708 You will have to clean up all this mess. 1417 01:20:49,126 --> 01:20:51,583 And you can tag in too. - Stay in your limits, okay. 1418 01:20:51,584 --> 01:20:53,041 You mind your limits, understood. 1419 01:20:53,376 --> 01:20:55,750 Or else, I will really kick your a** 1420 01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:56,875 Sit down. 1421 01:20:56,876 --> 01:20:58,125 Slap him, brother. - Shut up. 1422 01:21:04,209 --> 01:21:06,916 You've turned my life into a big joke! 1423 01:21:09,251 --> 01:21:10,666 I've no place! 1424 01:21:15,001 --> 01:21:18,166 I was quietly making a road for myself. 1425 01:21:18,792 --> 01:21:20,500 But you just ruined everything. 1426 01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:23,250 You made me divorcee... - Quiet! 1427 01:21:23,709 --> 01:21:25,458 Bitti's mother wants to make you her son-in-law. 1428 01:21:25,459 --> 01:21:27,166 What else could I do? Tell me. 1429 01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:29,333 Helped you instead. 1430 01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:33,583 I did what I thought was right at that moment, that's it. 1431 01:21:35,417 --> 01:21:36,937 What about my heart that got shattered? 1432 01:21:37,834 --> 01:21:38,708 What about that? 1433 01:21:38,709 --> 01:21:41,041 Who told you to lock eyes with Rama? 1434 01:21:42,334 --> 01:21:44,208 Just help me get my love, and then... 1435 01:21:44,209 --> 01:21:46,208 you can go anywhere you want, I don't care. 1436 01:21:47,584 --> 01:21:50,250 You... you're such a selfish man. 1437 01:21:50,917 --> 01:21:53,583 I mean... you can ruin anyone's life for the sake of your life. 1438 01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:58,916 I am done with being exploited. 1439 01:21:59,459 --> 01:22:01,958 I tried my best to be your friend. 1440 01:22:04,334 --> 01:22:06,083 Now, I will show you. 1441 01:22:07,084 --> 01:22:08,084 Just watch... 1442 01:22:08,292 --> 01:22:10,791 Tell me what you can do. 1443 01:22:11,126 --> 01:22:12,583 Nothing much. 1444 01:22:13,709 --> 01:22:15,916 I will steal Bitti from right under your nose. 1445 01:22:18,626 --> 01:22:19,626 Just watch. 1446 01:22:19,959 --> 01:22:22,666 This hair style I gave you is really amazing. 1447 01:22:23,584 --> 01:22:25,264 But, have you seen your face in the mirror? 1448 01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:27,958 You can't even woo a boy. 1449 01:22:29,459 --> 01:22:31,250 If girls only cared about looks... 1450 01:22:32,167 --> 01:22:34,333 then half of the boys in India would've still been bachelors. 1451 01:22:34,334 --> 01:22:35,334 Understood. 1452 01:22:36,834 --> 01:22:39,708 I will take away Bitti from you... it's a dare. 1453 01:22:39,876 --> 01:22:42,791 Let's imagine that you do get married to Bitti... 1454 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:45,875 then, I'll play the trumpet at your wedding. 1455 01:22:45,876 --> 01:22:48,000 And I'll decorate the flowers. Now get lost. 1456 01:22:50,251 --> 01:22:51,666 Better start preparing. 1457 01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:01,958 Brother, he turned out to be a traitor. 1458 01:23:02,292 --> 01:23:03,625 Trying to foil our plans. 1459 01:23:04,667 --> 01:23:07,250 Bitti will apply henna on her hands. Not cowdung. 1460 01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:09,541 There's nothing he can do. 1461 01:23:11,459 --> 01:23:12,459 Aunty, where is Bitti? 1462 01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,000 She is upstairs. 1463 01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:17,958 Chirag, come here. Sit. 1464 01:23:19,584 --> 01:23:23,125 Son, where does Bitti keep wondering at nights? 1465 01:23:23,917 --> 01:23:26,166 She's a girl after all, not a witch. 1466 01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:28,916 Why don't you talk to her? - Don't worry, aunty. 1467 01:23:29,167 --> 01:23:30,250 I'll talk to her. 1468 01:23:30,501 --> 01:23:33,083 Just make some tea. Hot... 1469 01:23:33,292 --> 01:23:34,292 Okay. 1470 01:23:39,126 --> 01:23:40,126 How are you, Rama? 1471 01:23:41,751 --> 01:23:42,541 It's entirely my fault. 1472 01:23:42,709 --> 01:23:44,429 I shouldn't have brought that imbecile here. 1473 01:23:44,834 --> 01:23:45,708 All he did was write a book... 1474 01:23:45,709 --> 01:23:47,309 and now he think's he's Ghalib (Poet)! 1475 01:23:47,667 --> 01:23:48,791 Thank God Rama rejected him. 1476 01:23:49,084 --> 01:23:50,250 Good for nothing... 1477 01:23:50,834 --> 01:23:52,666 Letters for you... and proposal for Rama. 1478 01:23:53,084 --> 01:23:54,084 This is not the way. 1479 01:23:55,292 --> 01:23:57,291 You don't have to be sad, Bitti. 1480 01:23:58,917 --> 01:24:00,291 Why would I be sad? 1481 01:24:02,084 --> 01:24:05,333 He's just a divorcee and not a murderer. 1482 01:24:06,584 --> 01:24:08,625 Maybe she was a b*** 1483 01:24:10,084 --> 01:24:11,875 I didn't know Rama would be such a fool. 1484 01:24:11,876 --> 01:24:14,250 And, you're siding with Vidrohi instead. - What else? 1485 01:24:14,542 --> 01:24:17,041 Humiliate him like Rama did. - How can you say that? 1486 01:24:17,042 --> 01:24:18,477 Do you know everything that happened? 1487 01:24:18,501 --> 01:24:19,583 No, you don't. 1488 01:24:20,667 --> 01:24:22,291 A lot of people think I am wrong, but... 1489 01:24:22,292 --> 01:24:23,541 does that make me wrong too? 1490 01:24:27,334 --> 01:24:28,833 You're not wrong for me, Bitti. 1491 01:24:29,001 --> 01:24:30,958 So Vidrohi isn't wrong either. 1492 01:24:40,834 --> 01:24:41,834 Fine. 1493 01:24:46,251 --> 01:24:48,625 Tea, son. - Tea won't help anymore, aunty. 1494 01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:49,875 Then why did you ask me to make one. 1495 01:24:49,876 --> 01:24:51,750 Milk has become so expensive. 1496 01:24:52,917 --> 01:24:56,500 I wonder what Bitti likes about that oaf. 1497 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:59,333 This is a one-sided competition, brother. 1498 01:25:04,334 --> 01:25:05,375 You didn't go to the office today. 1499 01:25:05,376 --> 01:25:07,000 I took an off for Vidrohi. 1500 01:25:07,209 --> 01:25:08,209 Come on. 1501 01:25:08,292 --> 01:25:10,083 There goes your queen. 1502 01:25:10,626 --> 01:25:12,000 Wow... amazing. 1503 01:25:12,001 --> 01:25:13,958 Come on, let's end this game. 1504 01:25:13,959 --> 01:25:18,166 Just to be on the safer side, you should say 'I love you'. 1505 01:25:19,417 --> 01:25:21,791 You see, sometime even a rat... 1506 01:25:22,709 --> 01:25:25,083 can create obstacles in a snake's path. 1507 01:25:25,876 --> 01:25:28,916 Sari... but I don't know how to wear this. 1508 01:25:29,417 --> 01:25:30,541 I know how to drape it. 1509 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:37,958 I never imagined that sari draper will put one on me. 1510 01:25:39,376 --> 01:25:40,541 Okay, brother. 1511 01:25:41,292 --> 01:25:42,291 Hello. 1512 01:25:42,292 --> 01:25:45,500 Vidrohi has opened sari shop in Bareilly. 1513 01:25:51,501 --> 01:25:53,083 Hello. - Hello, Listen... 1514 01:25:53,251 --> 01:25:54,708 You are fire from job. Don't come now. 1515 01:25:54,709 --> 01:25:57,958 You can't fire me... I fire you from the post of my boss. 1516 01:25:58,501 --> 01:26:01,208 You can keep the money you owe me and eat a cake. 1517 01:26:01,501 --> 01:26:04,291 I should have told Bitti the truth... 1518 01:26:06,917 --> 01:26:08,958 that I am the author of Bareilly Ki Barfi. 1519 01:26:09,667 --> 01:26:11,083 And I wrote those letters. 1520 01:26:11,376 --> 01:26:13,375 Hello son... 1521 01:26:18,334 --> 01:26:21,666 You look smarter than that Vidrohi, brother. 1522 01:26:24,709 --> 01:26:30,458 Actually you look smart anyway, brother. 1523 01:26:31,334 --> 01:26:33,333 Whether in a group or solo. 1524 01:26:33,501 --> 01:26:37,000 You look handsome from every angle. 1525 01:26:39,209 --> 01:26:41,490 You shouldn't make a noise while eating, it's bad manners. 1526 01:26:42,042 --> 01:26:43,042 Quite. 1527 01:26:43,209 --> 01:26:46,329 The real fun in eating a malai malpuha (Indian sweet) is when you make a noise. 1528 01:26:48,584 --> 01:26:50,750 Up up chap chap (sounds) 1529 01:26:52,209 --> 01:26:53,291 Together now... Chap haa... 1530 01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:54,542 Vidrohi. 1531 01:26:55,042 --> 01:26:57,166 Does it matter whether I am a virgin or not? 1532 01:26:57,667 --> 01:27:00,125 Virgin? What's that? 1533 01:27:01,001 --> 01:27:02,125 And, when I don't even know what it means... 1534 01:27:02,126 --> 01:27:03,208 how can it bother me? 1535 01:27:04,834 --> 01:27:05,958 Cheers to that. 1536 01:27:07,209 --> 01:27:08,666 Do you like watching films? 1537 01:27:09,084 --> 01:27:10,833 I like watching English films. 1538 01:27:11,042 --> 01:27:12,500 I see... - Yes. 1539 01:27:13,209 --> 01:27:14,750 Do you know English? 1540 01:27:16,459 --> 01:27:17,750 I did once... 1541 01:27:18,334 --> 01:27:20,094 but, I didn't like it. So, I sent it back. 1542 01:27:24,251 --> 01:27:25,291 Hold it properly. 1543 01:27:26,876 --> 01:27:30,416 The time to say 'I love you' is gone. 1544 01:27:32,042 --> 01:27:34,791 We just need to wait and see who Bitti chooses. 1545 01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:37,334 Me... 1546 01:27:39,751 --> 01:27:40,791 or him. 1547 01:27:41,667 --> 01:27:43,416 You had a problem when I was single. 1548 01:27:43,834 --> 01:27:44,958 And now, when I want to get married... 1549 01:27:44,959 --> 01:27:45,833 you still have a problem. 1550 01:27:45,834 --> 01:27:47,833 There is no problem, dear. 1551 01:27:48,376 --> 01:27:52,166 I never stopped you before, and I won't stop you now either. 1552 01:27:53,334 --> 01:27:57,250 But... think before you take any decision. 1553 01:27:57,251 --> 01:27:58,541 What's to think? 1554 01:27:59,334 --> 01:28:02,291 She's marrying a boy. That's all that matters to me. 1555 01:28:02,542 --> 01:28:04,250 Yeah, of course, you'll be happy. 1556 01:28:04,459 --> 01:28:05,560 Finally, you're getting rid of this headache. 1557 01:28:05,584 --> 01:28:06,916 I have every reason to be happy. 1558 01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,500 When your daughter's staying with you... 1559 01:28:11,501 --> 01:28:13,291 you keep thinking when she will leave. 1560 01:28:14,876 --> 01:28:16,750 And, when she's about to leave... 1561 01:28:18,001 --> 01:28:20,521 you can't stop thinking how you're going to live without her. 1562 01:28:24,584 --> 01:28:26,541 Papa, I won't go if you start crying. 1563 01:28:26,542 --> 01:28:28,208 Don't listen to him. 1564 01:28:28,501 --> 01:28:30,583 He has tears even if someone pinches him. 1565 01:28:30,876 --> 01:28:32,208 What's wrong? 1566 01:28:33,084 --> 01:28:35,041 Fine, I'll get some tea for you with sugar. 1567 01:28:35,584 --> 01:28:36,666 Move, son. 1568 01:28:43,876 --> 01:28:44,876 Do you have a cigarette? 1569 01:28:52,459 --> 01:28:54,579 That you want to spend the rest of your life with him. 1570 01:28:55,834 --> 01:28:57,291 All he did was write a book. 1571 01:28:58,001 --> 01:29:00,291 Well, it did matter before. 1572 01:29:01,209 --> 01:29:04,291 But now, it doesn't matter whether he wrote that book or not. 1573 01:29:07,042 --> 01:29:10,125 All that matters now is that Vidrohi is not a bad guy. 1574 01:29:11,209 --> 01:29:14,625 He loves me and... I'll be happy with him. 1575 01:29:16,334 --> 01:29:17,334 Right? 1576 01:29:19,459 --> 01:29:20,899 Judging by the way you are, Bitti... 1577 01:29:21,626 --> 01:29:26,083 you'll come across many more people in life, who'll love you. 1578 01:29:27,251 --> 01:29:28,458 Will you marry anyone? 1579 01:29:29,292 --> 01:29:31,833 Which people are you talking about? 1580 01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:35,041 Do you know how many times I've been rejected? 1581 01:29:37,001 --> 01:29:38,791 Who is willing to marry me? 1582 01:29:41,876 --> 01:29:43,750 You've too have known me for a long time now. 1583 01:29:45,501 --> 01:29:46,958 But you didn't fall in love. 1584 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,541 I know I've certain faults, Chirag. 1585 01:29:55,459 --> 01:29:58,750 But if Vidrohi still likes me, then what's the problem? 1586 01:29:59,001 --> 01:30:01,750 Why would I have a problem? - Then... 1587 01:30:03,001 --> 01:30:07,375 My only advice is that you shouldn't be hasty. 1588 01:30:07,626 --> 01:30:09,500 What hasty? 1589 01:30:11,042 --> 01:30:13,708 Look, I've thought this through, before making a decision. 1590 01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:18,541 And please don't think I am making a compromise. 1591 01:30:29,459 --> 01:30:30,541 Catch. 1592 01:30:35,542 --> 01:30:37,702 I told you I'll steal Bitti from right under your nose. 1593 01:30:38,667 --> 01:30:39,667 And I did. 1594 01:30:45,167 --> 01:30:46,541 Our engagement's been fixed. 1595 01:30:51,417 --> 01:30:52,417 See you. 1596 01:30:53,292 --> 01:30:54,958 Regards to your mother. 1597 01:30:56,709 --> 01:30:58,958 Stop it... Let me catch my breath. 1598 01:31:00,667 --> 01:31:02,000 I've been holding myself back for a long time. 1599 01:31:02,001 --> 01:31:03,625 If I let go, you'll have nothing to hold on to. 1600 01:31:03,626 --> 01:31:05,583 Bloody Vidrohi... - Move. 1601 01:31:08,292 --> 01:31:10,500 I'm destined to kill a bearded guy. 1602 01:31:12,292 --> 01:31:13,458 So stay away. 1603 01:31:15,126 --> 01:31:19,750 You knew... how much I love Bitti. I loved her a lot. 1604 01:31:21,209 --> 01:31:23,250 You used to call her sister-in-law. 1605 01:31:24,292 --> 01:31:25,625 Why did you betray me? 1606 01:31:27,251 --> 01:31:28,291 Why did you do it? 1607 01:31:28,709 --> 01:31:30,166 Did Bitti love you? 1608 01:31:31,084 --> 01:31:32,084 Huh? 1609 01:31:34,001 --> 01:31:37,375 I loved Rama... but she didn't. 1610 01:31:37,834 --> 01:31:38,834 So, what should I do? 1611 01:31:39,292 --> 01:31:41,416 Sit in a corner and cry like a woman? 1612 01:31:42,834 --> 01:31:44,041 Get this through your skull... 1613 01:31:45,251 --> 01:31:47,250 Bitti loves me. 1614 01:31:48,584 --> 01:31:49,625 Okay? 1615 01:31:50,876 --> 01:31:54,250 Now, find someone else for your ailing heart. 1616 01:31:55,334 --> 01:31:58,125 Because, if anyone now tries to come between Bitti and me... 1617 01:31:59,584 --> 01:32:02,250 I swear, I will make him pay. 1618 01:32:08,251 --> 01:32:09,958 Do show up for the engagement, brother 1619 01:32:13,209 --> 01:32:14,833 We haven't called for the musical band. 1620 01:32:16,584 --> 01:32:17,584 Listen... 1621 01:32:20,042 --> 01:32:23,333 This attitude you're showing off... 1622 01:32:25,334 --> 01:32:27,083 It's my gift to you. 1623 01:32:28,709 --> 01:32:31,291 And, when Bitti learns the truth... 1624 01:32:31,792 --> 01:32:33,250 she will kick you out. 1625 01:32:34,126 --> 01:32:35,126 I see... 1626 01:32:36,501 --> 01:32:38,083 And, who's going to tell Bitti? 1627 01:32:38,917 --> 01:32:41,833 Your... best friend, or you? 1628 01:32:42,084 --> 01:32:43,125 Who's going to tell her? 1629 01:32:46,209 --> 01:32:48,250 Look... if I'm heartbroken 1630 01:32:50,459 --> 01:32:52,041 I'll break everyone's heart. 1631 01:32:54,209 --> 01:32:55,541 I won't let it happen again. 1632 01:32:58,376 --> 01:32:59,875 You will never change, brother. 1633 01:33:02,792 --> 01:33:03,958 Fine, go tell her. 1634 01:33:11,876 --> 01:33:14,000 Why isn't the light glowing? 1635 01:33:14,292 --> 01:33:16,666 The light glowing, uncle. - Then, why can't I see it? 1636 01:33:16,667 --> 01:33:18,707 It dim light uncle. Will shine clearly in the night. 1637 01:33:18,834 --> 01:33:20,416 I see, it will look better at night. 1638 01:33:20,834 --> 01:33:22,833 Then keep them closer, show I've spent money. 1639 01:33:23,001 --> 01:33:24,750 The lights should shine bright, ok. 1640 01:33:25,751 --> 01:33:28,500 Put it up there... stop bothering me. 1641 01:33:28,709 --> 01:33:29,958 Yes, there. 1642 01:33:31,042 --> 01:33:34,083 Aunty, where is Bitti? - She must be in the room upstairs. 1643 01:33:35,334 --> 01:33:37,541 Why is he looking so dull today? 1644 01:34:02,126 --> 01:34:03,291 How am I looking? 1645 01:34:05,667 --> 01:34:07,041 Very beautiful. 1646 01:34:15,459 --> 01:34:16,833 What's wrong with you? 1647 01:34:17,501 --> 01:34:18,583 What can be wrong with me? 1648 01:34:19,126 --> 01:34:20,375 You don't look happy. 1649 01:34:21,292 --> 01:34:22,833 You look really happy. 1650 01:34:23,626 --> 01:34:24,750 I am very happy. 1651 01:34:30,042 --> 01:34:31,458 You had something to say? 1652 01:34:34,001 --> 01:34:35,291 Chirag. 1653 01:34:36,751 --> 01:34:39,958 Yes, aunty. - Come down, son. I need you here. 1654 01:34:44,501 --> 01:34:48,000 Listen, son. Come here. 1655 01:34:48,459 --> 01:34:50,958 Such a pretty ring. 1656 01:34:51,167 --> 01:34:52,291 Isn't it nice? - Yes. 1657 01:34:52,459 --> 01:34:55,333 I really like it a lot. 1658 01:34:55,334 --> 01:34:57,083 Give me your hand, son. 1659 01:34:57,084 --> 01:35:00,000 Let's see how it looks on Vidrohi's finger? - Aunty... 1660 01:35:00,001 --> 01:35:02,708 Aunty, why... - Let me see, son. 1661 01:35:03,209 --> 01:35:05,541 Oh my, it looks so pretty. 1662 01:35:05,542 --> 01:35:07,791 See, Rama, how does it look? 1663 01:35:07,792 --> 01:35:09,500 It really looks good, aunty. - It does, doesn't it? 1664 01:35:09,501 --> 01:35:11,125 Even I like it a lot. 1665 01:35:11,126 --> 01:35:13,083 Now, this is one good thing that happened. - Have some more. 1666 01:35:13,084 --> 01:35:15,166 Come on, son, keep it back in the box. 1667 01:35:20,334 --> 01:35:21,791 What happened? - It's stuck, aunty. 1668 01:35:22,001 --> 01:35:25,750 How can it be stuck? Turn it around. - What have you done? 1669 01:35:25,917 --> 01:35:28,375 Turn it around. - Pull it out, aunty. 1670 01:35:28,542 --> 01:35:31,916 How did it get stuck? - I'll hold his hand and you pull it out. 1671 01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:33,666 I can't get it out. - Try to remove it. 1672 01:35:33,667 --> 01:35:35,875 Someone get butter. - Pull. 1673 01:35:35,876 --> 01:35:38,833 Get some soap. - What happened? 1674 01:35:39,042 --> 01:35:41,041 What are you doing? - Pull, aunty. 1675 01:35:41,209 --> 01:35:43,791 The ring is stuck on the finger. - How can it get stuck? 1676 01:35:44,001 --> 01:35:46,041 What's wrong? Why are you all screaming? 1677 01:35:46,334 --> 01:35:49,833 I only wanted to see how it looked, but I didn't know... 1678 01:35:50,667 --> 01:35:51,787 She'll get it out... you go. 1679 01:35:52,042 --> 01:35:53,250 Be quiet, she'll do it. 1680 01:36:10,167 --> 01:36:15,541 "You're untouched by the norms of the world." 1681 01:36:15,959 --> 01:36:21,541 "You're the grace in my eyes." 1682 01:36:21,751 --> 01:36:25,458 "Every breath I take..." 1683 01:36:25,459 --> 01:36:28,375 "and in all my dreams..." 1684 01:36:28,542 --> 01:36:33,625 "I see your prints everywhere I look." 1685 01:36:33,792 --> 01:36:39,125 "O wanderer... I am in love..." 1686 01:36:39,292 --> 01:36:42,375 "Love with you." 1687 01:36:45,834 --> 01:36:51,083 "O wanderer... I am in love..." 1688 01:36:51,251 --> 01:36:54,250 "Love with you." 1689 01:37:07,542 --> 01:37:11,916 "You're like the shadow of a soaring bird." 1690 01:37:12,084 --> 01:37:17,458 "The boat that floats carelessly." 1691 01:37:19,584 --> 01:37:24,208 "You cannot settle down..." 1692 01:37:24,417 --> 01:37:30,208 "because, you're like the caravan of a nomad." 1693 01:37:30,501 --> 01:37:36,500 "I am treading... on the footsteps, you've left behind." 1694 01:37:37,542 --> 01:37:42,583 "Wondering whether we'll ever meet." 1695 01:37:42,751 --> 01:37:48,083 "O wanderer... I am in love..." 1696 01:37:48,251 --> 01:37:50,625 "Love with you." 1697 01:37:54,792 --> 01:37:59,875 "O wanderer... I am in love..." 1698 01:38:00,084 --> 01:38:08,084 "Love with you." 1699 01:38:35,459 --> 01:38:36,666 What did sister-in-law say? 1700 01:38:39,042 --> 01:38:40,682 I couldn't gather the courage to tell her. 1701 01:38:40,709 --> 01:38:41,709 Why? 1702 01:38:42,876 --> 01:38:44,875 She's very happy with Vidrohi. 1703 01:38:47,251 --> 01:38:48,958 How could I break her heart? 1704 01:38:54,417 --> 01:38:56,250 I was very selfish, Munna. 1705 01:39:00,751 --> 01:39:03,416 I couldn't see anything beyond my happiness alone. 1706 01:39:05,292 --> 01:39:06,292 Well... 1707 01:39:08,417 --> 01:39:11,291 Love taught me to be happy in other's happiness. 1708 01:39:17,917 --> 01:39:20,000 And Vidrohi's not a bad guy either. 1709 01:39:23,876 --> 01:39:26,083 You're not a villain, brother. 1710 01:40:01,917 --> 01:40:03,000 How are you, brother? 1711 01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:07,167 Fine. 1712 01:40:08,376 --> 01:40:09,541 Sorry, man. 1713 01:40:12,709 --> 01:40:14,333 It was entirely my fault. 1714 01:40:18,042 --> 01:40:19,958 I troubled you without a reason. 1715 01:40:29,792 --> 01:40:30,875 It's okay. 1716 01:40:37,667 --> 01:40:38,667 Here. 1717 01:40:39,209 --> 01:40:40,333 What's this? 1718 01:40:41,292 --> 01:40:44,958 I've written something... for Bitti. 1719 01:40:45,792 --> 01:40:47,500 It's from you... 1720 01:40:49,834 --> 01:40:52,875 because you're a really bad writer. 1721 01:40:57,709 --> 01:40:59,250 Read this out at your engagement. 1722 01:41:00,292 --> 01:41:01,583 She will like it. 1723 01:41:04,792 --> 01:41:06,583 Please come to my engagement, brother. 1724 01:41:07,792 --> 01:41:09,208 It will make me really happy. 1725 01:41:11,709 --> 01:41:13,250 I don't have any choice now. 1726 01:41:16,001 --> 01:41:19,500 Even today, there's not a single dull moment in Mishra Sadan.' 1727 01:41:19,751 --> 01:41:23,666 'Poor Romeo... is making sweets.' 1728 01:41:23,834 --> 01:41:26,000 Listen... - Greetings, uncle. 1729 01:41:26,001 --> 01:41:27,833 Congratulation. 1730 01:41:27,834 --> 01:41:29,125 Chirag. 1731 01:41:29,126 --> 01:41:31,875 Pour some milk in that coffee machine. 1732 01:41:32,126 --> 01:41:34,125 Yes, uncle. - Look here... 1733 01:41:34,126 --> 01:41:37,875 Hello, sister. Hello... - Bless you son.. 1734 01:41:39,917 --> 01:41:41,291 Upstairs, go on... - Yes. 1735 01:41:41,292 --> 01:41:44,375 Look here, your friend is making sweets. 1736 01:41:44,584 --> 01:41:45,584 Go... go. 1737 01:41:45,834 --> 01:41:46,833 Come, son. 1738 01:41:46,834 --> 01:41:49,250 The function is upstairs. - There's a problem, brother. 1739 01:41:49,501 --> 01:41:50,661 What's wrong with your voice. 1740 01:41:51,042 --> 01:41:51,666 That's the problem. 1741 01:41:51,834 --> 01:41:53,958 My mother made tea from curdled milk... 1742 01:41:54,209 --> 01:41:56,750 And this is what happened. - What now? 1743 01:41:57,834 --> 01:42:04,000 Now, who's going to read this letter? - Who? 1744 01:42:04,542 --> 01:42:05,958 Munna, you read it. - No... 1745 01:42:06,626 --> 01:42:08,375 You read it then. - How can I read it? 1746 01:42:08,376 --> 01:42:09,666 What are you saying? 1747 01:42:09,667 --> 01:42:12,375 Hello... Thank you for coming. 1748 01:42:12,709 --> 01:42:14,291 Be happy son. 1749 01:42:14,292 --> 01:42:16,083 You read it. - Let's go upstairs. 1750 01:42:16,084 --> 01:42:17,084 Please read it. 1751 01:42:17,459 --> 01:42:20,208 Please read it. Brother. - Fill it with clarified butter. 1752 01:42:20,209 --> 01:42:21,625 Bitti... 1753 01:42:23,792 --> 01:42:26,416 Look now, your electricity department is betraying us. 1754 01:42:29,876 --> 01:42:31,708 Lallan, coffee. 1755 01:42:31,876 --> 01:42:33,791 Coffee... - Here she is. 1756 01:42:34,001 --> 01:42:37,291 Papa - Wow... so beautiful. 1757 01:42:39,459 --> 01:42:43,833 That way, dear. That way. - You're looking so beautiful, my child. 1758 01:42:43,834 --> 01:42:45,458 That way? - Let's go. 1759 01:42:47,209 --> 01:42:48,708 Sit here. 1760 01:42:51,167 --> 01:42:52,708 Sit here. - Yes 1761 01:42:53,667 --> 01:42:55,333 So beautiful. The curly hair looks so nice. 1762 01:42:55,334 --> 01:42:58,250 Don't touch it. - Don't touch her hair, you'll ruin it. 1763 01:42:58,417 --> 01:43:00,250 Excuse me... my dear brothers... 1764 01:43:01,334 --> 01:43:05,333 and sisters, except for one. - What's wrong with his voice? 1765 01:43:05,501 --> 01:43:07,083 Don't know. - Mothers and Fathers... 1766 01:43:07,084 --> 01:43:08,958 On the auspicious occasion of my engagement... 1767 01:43:09,501 --> 01:43:12,958 I've written something for you, Bitti, straight from my heart. 1768 01:43:13,792 --> 01:43:15,583 But if I read it out in this voice... 1769 01:43:15,584 --> 01:43:17,250 then, you'll all get depressed. 1770 01:43:18,001 --> 01:43:24,333 So, my best friend Chirag will read it out for me. 1771 01:43:24,792 --> 01:43:25,875 Come on, Chirag. 1772 01:43:26,209 --> 01:43:27,625 I'll go sit there. - Yeah... 1773 01:43:27,792 --> 01:43:30,333 It's hard to hear anything from here. - He's written a letter... for you. 1774 01:43:30,334 --> 01:43:32,291 Come sister-in-law - Sit here... 1775 01:43:33,167 --> 01:43:34,167 Move aside. 1776 01:43:43,501 --> 01:43:45,041 "Bareilly Ki Barfi... Bitti!" 1777 01:43:47,917 --> 01:43:49,041 "You must be wondering..." 1778 01:43:49,292 --> 01:43:51,291 "I've already written so much about you..." 1779 01:43:51,292 --> 01:43:53,125 "that what do I have left to say." 1780 01:43:56,042 --> 01:43:57,041 "You wouldn't have the slightest clue..." 1781 01:43:57,042 --> 01:44:00,958 "but I've enough to say about you which can last an entire lifetime." 1782 01:44:04,501 --> 01:44:06,166 "Some think you're short-tempered." 1783 01:44:07,084 --> 01:44:08,416 "Some think you're spoilt." 1784 01:44:09,376 --> 01:44:10,875 "Your mother amusingly says that..." 1785 01:44:10,876 --> 01:44:13,196 "when you wander out at nights, you look like a witch." 1786 01:44:14,334 --> 01:44:16,208 "Some times you're odd..." 1787 01:44:17,251 --> 01:44:18,971 "and some times you're very interesting." 1788 01:44:23,376 --> 01:44:26,250 "But I swear, I like everything about you." 1789 01:44:28,251 --> 01:44:30,166 Oh, God. What just happened? 1790 01:44:33,417 --> 01:44:35,416 Oh no, not another power-cut. 1791 01:44:35,584 --> 01:44:37,833 He was reading such a romantic letter. 1792 01:44:38,001 --> 01:44:39,541 See... 1793 01:44:39,751 --> 01:44:41,041 There's a power cut in the entire city... 1794 01:44:41,042 --> 01:44:42,125 but power will be restored soon enough. 1795 01:44:42,126 --> 01:44:43,583 We regret the inconvenience caused. 1796 01:44:48,334 --> 01:44:49,625 You're very strange. 1797 01:44:53,001 --> 01:44:54,958 Every time you laugh, your front tooth's visible. 1798 01:44:57,042 --> 01:44:59,000 Even your gums light up. 1799 01:45:01,042 --> 01:45:02,802 Every time you cry, your nose starts running. 1800 01:45:04,584 --> 01:45:05,625 You get happy without a reason... 1801 01:45:05,626 --> 01:45:07,375 and lose your temper over trivial things. 1802 01:45:10,792 --> 01:45:12,625 It's not easy to love you. 1803 01:45:15,084 --> 01:45:18,250 But, it's harder to not love you. 1804 01:45:28,001 --> 01:45:31,958 You're like this light in my life. 1805 01:45:36,709 --> 01:45:42,416 And no one in this world, can love you as much as I do. 1806 01:45:46,209 --> 01:45:47,500 Let's make a bet. 1807 01:45:50,751 --> 01:45:53,000 And, if I lose... you can take anything you want. 1808 01:45:57,167 --> 01:45:58,583 Will you marry me? 1809 01:46:20,417 --> 01:46:21,500 Yes. 1810 01:46:23,209 --> 01:46:24,708 Come, Vidrohi. 1811 01:46:31,792 --> 01:46:33,583 How long are you going to hide it? 1812 01:46:38,251 --> 01:46:41,041 I know who wrote Bareilly Ki Barfi. 1813 01:46:43,001 --> 01:46:44,458 Along with all those letters. 1814 01:46:46,501 --> 01:46:47,791 I know everything. 1815 01:46:49,584 --> 01:46:51,041 But, who told you? 1816 01:46:55,292 --> 01:46:56,292 Munna? 1817 01:46:56,417 --> 01:46:57,666 I am not a traitor, brother. 1818 01:46:57,667 --> 01:46:59,375 I am on your side. I don't know. 1819 01:47:01,167 --> 01:47:03,708 Yes, son, I just found out a few days ago. 1820 01:47:04,001 --> 01:47:06,666 And we started preparing since then. 1821 01:47:07,917 --> 01:47:09,000 Then... 1822 01:47:11,167 --> 01:47:12,375 Vidrohi. 1823 01:47:13,417 --> 01:47:15,041 Vidrohi got emotional. 1824 01:47:16,167 --> 01:47:18,500 When I tried to console him... 1825 01:47:19,667 --> 01:47:20,958 he spilled out everything. 1826 01:47:21,334 --> 01:47:23,375 'Chirag is the author of Bareilly Ki Barfi'. 1827 01:47:23,376 --> 01:47:24,958 'These two got me in this mess.' 1828 01:47:28,042 --> 01:47:30,541 You could've told me if you already knew. 1829 01:47:30,792 --> 01:47:32,541 But I didn't know... 1830 01:47:33,167 --> 01:47:38,916 whether you really love me, or maybe because... 1831 01:47:38,917 --> 01:47:40,625 you see Babli in me. 1832 01:47:42,042 --> 01:47:44,666 And it was very important for me to find out. 1833 01:47:47,167 --> 01:47:48,958 Hence I played this charade. 1834 01:47:54,376 --> 01:47:56,500 Through Mr. Bishnoi we booked... 1835 01:47:56,876 --> 01:47:58,833 Oh no... 1836 01:48:01,834 --> 01:48:03,291 'Cheers to that.' 1837 01:48:04,501 --> 01:48:05,727 You didn't fall in love with me. 1838 01:48:05,751 --> 01:48:07,875 I tested you at every step. 1839 01:48:08,084 --> 01:48:10,125 But you passed every test. 1840 01:48:11,417 --> 01:48:13,291 I troubled you a lot, didn't I? 1841 01:48:15,251 --> 01:48:17,291 Sorry. - Don't say sorry. 1842 01:48:19,292 --> 01:48:21,333 Bitti, here you go. 1843 01:48:21,834 --> 01:48:22,834 Adorn it. 1844 01:48:23,584 --> 01:48:27,375 But, I don't have one. I didn't come prepared. 1845 01:48:27,542 --> 01:48:28,982 What will he adorn? - Brother Chirag. 1846 01:48:29,292 --> 01:48:30,375 Look at him. 1847 01:48:42,334 --> 01:48:47,458 Like I said... Bitti's my sister-in-law. 1848 01:48:47,459 --> 01:48:49,083 I will slap you.. 1849 01:48:52,542 --> 01:48:55,625 I troubled you a lot. - It's alright. 1850 01:49:09,501 --> 01:49:10,501 Adorn it. 1851 01:49:13,167 --> 01:49:15,541 I'm going to frame this. 1852 01:49:15,834 --> 01:49:17,250 I'll never forget this ever. 1853 01:49:21,334 --> 01:49:22,334 Papa. 1854 01:49:39,917 --> 01:49:41,291 But this didn't fit. 1855 01:49:41,292 --> 01:49:43,750 We took your measurement yesterday, son. 1856 01:49:43,917 --> 01:49:46,625 You guys really made me dance to your tunes. 1857 01:49:52,334 --> 01:49:53,583 Coffee's here... 1858 01:49:55,959 --> 01:49:58,791 There's never a power cut when you need one. 1859 01:50:11,251 --> 01:50:13,458 'A story with a name like 'Barfi' (sweet)...' 1860 01:50:13,876 --> 01:50:16,333 '...will always have a happy ending.' 1861 01:50:17,792 --> 01:50:18,792 How is it? 1862 01:50:20,501 --> 01:50:21,501 Spicy. 1863 01:50:23,667 --> 01:50:26,666 They are now made for each other.' 1864 01:50:35,459 --> 01:50:38,000 'Oh... we completely forgot to offer you sweets.' 1865 01:50:38,334 --> 01:50:42,625 'Now Vidrohi explains English films to Rama in his own style.' 1866 01:50:43,334 --> 01:50:46,000 'But unfortunately, in theaters, the corner seat is a rarity... 1867 01:50:46,001 --> 01:50:48,166 '...when their mother's sticking around.' 1868 01:50:48,334 --> 01:50:50,458 'Chirag, Munna, and Vidrohi...' 1869 01:50:50,709 --> 01:50:53,458 '...have become more than just best friends.' 1870 01:50:54,292 --> 01:50:55,892 'Well, there's just Mr. Mishra left now.' 1871 01:50:56,167 --> 01:50:58,250 'During the day, he listens to his wife...' 1872 01:50:58,251 --> 01:51:00,250 '...and at night, he talks to the fan.' 1873 01:51:00,667 --> 01:51:02,125 'If you visit Bareilly again...' 1874 01:51:02,292 --> 01:51:05,208 '...then, instead of wasting time looking for the earrings...' 1875 01:51:05,501 --> 01:51:07,708 '...opt for 'Barfi' (sweets) instead.' 1876 01:51:07,709 --> 01:51:11,041 "Your earrings make my heart skip a beat." 1877 01:51:11,209 --> 01:51:14,791 "When you shake the waist, it steals millions of hearts." 1878 01:51:14,792 --> 01:51:16,666 "Stop taunting me... 1879 01:51:16,667 --> 01:51:18,541 Don't be a wise guy." 1880 01:51:18,542 --> 01:51:20,416 "I am not Juliet, 1881 01:51:20,417 --> 01:51:22,625 And you're not my Romeo." 1882 01:51:24,292 --> 01:51:27,291 "O Sweety..." 1883 01:51:27,626 --> 01:51:31,458 "O Sweety your drama, creates a stir." 1884 01:51:31,459 --> 01:51:35,208 "This is unfair." 1885 01:51:35,209 --> 01:51:38,833 "Believe it or not, we're crazy about you..." 1886 01:51:38,834 --> 01:51:42,333 "Listen O sweetheart, we're your beloved." 1887 01:51:42,334 --> 01:51:43,334 "DJ." 1888 01:51:45,542 --> 01:51:46,542 "Crazy" 1889 01:51:57,292 --> 01:51:59,166 "Don't make a commotion..." 1890 01:51:59,167 --> 01:52:00,875 "everyone's watching." 1891 01:52:01,042 --> 01:52:04,500 "What do you get from making a scene." 1892 01:52:04,667 --> 01:52:08,250 "Don't ignore me... I am not useless." 1893 01:52:08,417 --> 01:52:12,083 "Teach me the language of love." 1894 01:52:12,084 --> 01:52:13,958 "Stop taunting me... 1895 01:52:13,959 --> 01:52:15,791 Don't be a wise guy." 1896 01:52:15,792 --> 01:52:17,625 "I am not Juliet, 1897 01:52:17,626 --> 01:52:20,000 And you're not my Romeo." 1898 01:52:21,501 --> 01:52:24,541 "O Sweety..." 1899 01:52:24,834 --> 01:52:28,666 "O Sweety your drama, creates a stir." 1900 01:52:28,667 --> 01:52:32,416 "This is unfair." 1901 01:52:32,417 --> 01:52:36,083 "Believe it or not, we're crazy about you..." 1902 01:52:36,084 --> 01:52:39,958 "Listen O sweetheart, we're your beloved." 1903 01:52:54,792 --> 01:52:58,458 "Abracadabra... my beloved's so handsome." 1904 01:52:58,459 --> 01:53:02,083 "Always dressed smartly, whether it's Delhi or Agra."